[Intro: Lil Pie]
Applepie Doors (brr)
Lil Pie, Lil Pie (yeah, yeah)

[Chorus]
Applepie doors (ooh)
Applepie looks like a U.F.O, oh (oh)
Eatin' on pie (damn)
They call me Pie Ming with my pie real low, oh (low)
Poppin' on pie (wow)
Pie baker bake a pie on the stove (bake it)
Pie ain't no joke (no)
You're the type of guy that cry to a pie (pie)

Applepie doors (doors)
Applepie looks like a U.F.O, oh (oh)
Eatin' on pie (damn)
They call me Pie Ming with my pie real low, oh
Poppin' on pie (wow)
Pie baker bake a pie on the stove (baker)
Pie ain't no joke (no)
You're the type of guy that cry to a pie (pie)

[Verse]
If I go broke I'mma eat pie (eat pie)
I'mma go back to selling pie at the Citgo (citgo)
I can't die (no)
I can't fly if I ain't got my pie (pie)
Smellin' like pie through the border patrol (patrol)
I ran out of pie so I canceled my show (wow)
I piss on these pies on the floor (brr)
I got a pie in my trenchcoat (uh-huh)
Canceled the show and lost a hundred pies (hundred pies)
Made those pies in like half a day (half a day)
Just ate a pie, then ate another pie (wow)
Jack a guy's pie and his pie plate (goddamn)
Two applepies with the applepie doors (applepie)
Put a burning pie in the snow, now it's burnt and it''s froze (it's burnt, yeah)

[Chorus]
Applepie doors (ooh)
Applepie looks like a U.F.O, oh (oh)
Eatin' on pie (damn)
They call me Pie Ming with my pie real low, oh (low)
Poppin' on pie (wow)
Pie baker bake a pie on the stove (bake it)
Pie ain't no joke (no)
You're the type of guy that cry to a pie (pie)

Applepie doors (doors)
Applepie looks like a U.F.O, oh (oh)
Eatin' on pie (damn)
They call me Pie Ming with my pie real low, oh (uh-low)
Poppin' on pie (wow)
Pie baker bake a pie on the stove (baker)
Pie ain't no joke (brr)
You're the type of guy that cry to a pie