[Verse 1]
It's been two weeks since I got to bed before five
Snow's too deep, I've been sledding in it all night
Everybody's said you're having the best time of your life
I'm just thinking 'bout the next month and my fourth line
Neither are fun at the end, and you know this
Nevertheless, we pretend not to notice
Selfish bitches say fuck your emotions
Shit gets broken and you hit your lowest
Point
In a state of psychosis
Oink
That's the sound the pig goes
Enjoyed
Is what I used to do when we smoked
A joint
But then I got fucked over, blow this joint

[Chorus]
Bitches in the bathroom fuckin'
What time is it?
Nobody give a shit
Nothing is legit
Bitches in the bathroom fuckin'
What time is it?
Nobody give a shit
(Ooh baby)

[Verse 2]
I cared more about you than I did about myself
Now I can't think straight and you worry about my health
I don't wanna hurt you, but I don't know who to tell that
I still fucking needed you when you found someone else
I felt a connection and I took up your suggestion
But I fucked up big time, had some shit in my possession
Good was my intention, but that's not a good exception
Went to juvenile detention, now I think I learned my lesson
But I have a confession, I kinda miss our friendship
Me and you, we were progressing, now there's all this legal tension
I wanna be your friend but I can't help I still have feelings
Now I feel like Mac Demarco in the Chamber of Reflection
Alone

[Chorus]
Bitches in the bathroom fuckin'
What time is it?
Nobody give a shit
Nothing is legit
Bitches in the bathroom fuckin'
(Bitches in the bathroom)
What time is it?
(What time is it?)
Nobody give a shit
(Nobody give a shit)
Nothing is legit

[Outro]
Bitches
In the bathroom
Fuckin', fuckin'
(No condom)
Door's unlocked
They don't give a shit