[Intro]
Link

[Chorus]
Been doing all kinds of things
Been doing all kinds of dirty things
Been making these bad decisions
'Cause I'm so bad when I miss him

Been doing all kinds of things
Been doing all kinds of dirty things
Been making these bad decisions
'Cause I'm so bad when I miss him

[Verse 1]
I got a guy out in Wyoming
I got all my exes in Texas
I got this guy in Carolina
But he might do it the bestest
Might call him up later on tonight
And tell him get here on the very next flight
Bust down if he play his cards right
I bust down, bust down, bust down

And I've been in the studio
I've been a little video ho
And pretty soon you'll be at my shows
I'm on a roll like Ashley O

[Chorus]
Been doing all kinds of things
Been doing all kinds of dirty things
Been making these bad decisions
'Cause I'm so bad when I miss him

Been doing all kinds of things
Been doing all kinds of dirty things
Been making these bad decisions
'Cause I'm so bad when I miss him

[Verse 2]
Not gonna lie, I love being single
No time to go out and mingle
Well this dude, yeah he made me tingle
Hit the roof, think I broke the shingles
Yeah I love when his hand's on my thigh
I love all his little white lies
And I love it when hot guys cry
But y'all knew that already

[Chorus]
Been doing all kinds of things
Been doing all kinds of dirty things
Been making these bad decisions
'Cause I'm so bad when I miss him

[Bridge]
I'm a blonde bombshell
Look this good, yeah I'm hot as hell
And all my records sell
So syndicated, I'm saved by the bell
B-B-Bon Appetit, I'm too damn hot, he's begging me to eat
I'm vegetarian, but he needs this meat
No Halloween, just a little trick and treat
Took me out to Grand Cayman
Ya'll know I love a bunch of gay men
Animals, I've turned them into cavemen
Might need some religion just to save him

Ya'll already know I'm the one
When I d-d-d-did it like Uh!
Might drop a few singles
Before the summer's done

[Outro]
I'm so bad-
I'm so bad-
When I-
Bad when-
Bad when-
It's Link
Byeee!