[VERSE 1]
Hey! I like your bra!
Thanks I got it from my very best friend 
Kissed  her once in high school and then never again
Drugs or money who’s between your covers [?]
Wouldn't matter to me one way or the other

[PRE-Chorus][?]
When  thots and animals storm the capital
You'll  watch c-span for fun
‘Cause its a fucking dragon
It's  crazy sad
But you'll do what's got to be done

[Chorus]
Are you really gonna save the world like that?
With  your tits half out on instagram
I mean yeah motherfucker that was always the plan
I'm gonna wear this shit to congress man
So hop off my dick
'cause this whole thing makes me feel sick
And your, mean to kids why can’t you just quit picking on them
Life and liberty sometimes property the right to try to feel good
Her heart is pure the math checks out so whats the move
And how could you do this when I learned my rights from you

[VERSE 2]
Here's a little fact i cry all the time
About the state and healthcare and the grand design
And sometimes its sad and sometime its bitter sweet
But it's how you'll know I'm me
And now gun control is a fuckin' wicked problem
I don't know if anyone knows how to solve it
But if i was in congress and someone shot up a school
I'd fucking cry about that too
And so my question is to you

[Chorus]
Are you really gonna save the world this way 
Crying like a kid every fuckin' day
Hell yeah mother fucker i'm afraid it's true
People are in pain what's wrong with you
So hop off my dick
You nixon smile makes me fuckin' sick
You should be just as wrecked as i am
I’m actually destroyed to find you're not
And when thots and animals storm the capital
You'll watch c-span for fun
‘Cause its a fucking dragon
And its crazy sad
But you’ll do whats got to be done

The rules were life and liberty sometimes property
The right to try to feel good
Her heart is pure, the math checks out so whats the move
And why would you do this when I learned my rights from you

[BRIDGE]
And when soft boys and their succulents
And girls dressed to crack skulls
Take the capital and render it's capital null
We'll all feel a bit more pumped and a bit less sad
Paint our shirts
Say we're sorry
And call our dads