[Verse 1]
This song's about Kanye West and Kim Kardashian
They exposed me on Snapchat
Yeah, I lied. Now, they went bye bye

This song sounds like Britney Spears
My fans don't have no ears
This scene shows how much money I have
Yes, I'm rich, but I need more money, b*tch

[Pre-Chorus]
Kim K, she said that I'm a snake, well, she wasn't wrong
I ended Katy, now she's crazy, her success is gone
Think I'm royalty, time to spill tea, I'll turn you to stone
Now it's time for a ripped-off chorus. Oh!

[Chorus]
Calvin Harris, hate you too
You said I was your boo
Said you wouldn't work with me
But I wrote that Rihanna tune

My cheetah will eat you
Go, cheetah. He's your food
Katy, I'd hate to be you
Have no Grammy, and I do

[Verse 2]
I'm copying everybody
Like Can't be tamed by Miley
And Lady Gaga's Judas
And even... Iggy Azalea?!? (Crocy!)

Yeah, other artists sing good and actually have talent, talent
But not for me, I'm Harley, all I care about is mansions
Don't like Spotify, so pay $1.29
My fans have no money, but I will get mine

[Bridge]
I don't like Loki no more. He was a sissy
Wasn't evil enough, his scepter was wimpy
I don't like Zendaya and I don't like Nicki
They double-crossed me, Nicki worked with Katy

I don't like Kanye West and I don't like Kimmy
Hope her butt pops and I won't be buying Yeezy's
I'm standing in front of this Teen Titans T
Selena Gomez is the only who likes me

[Interlude]
I'm sorry, Talented Country Taylor can't come to the phone right now
Why? Oh
Because Pop-Trash Taylor needs a #1 hit. (AAH!)

[Chorus 3]
I copied Beyoncé too
Got moves. Formation who?
Bye bye Queen B. Call me Queen T. I'm dressed like a prostitute

[You belong with me Taylor:] You Guys
[New Taylor:] Oh, Stop acting like you didn't rip off a ton of artists
[Out of the woods Zombie Taylor:] You so do watch PopToonsTV by the way
[Roberry Taylor:] Do you think they'll parody that song?
[Wildest Dreams Sexy Taylor:] Hope so. I'm like their biggest fan, I pretend I don't watch them
[Bad Blood Taylor Stark:] That Bad Blood parody tho?
[Teen Titan Taylor:] Right!
[Snake Taylor:] Hiss
[VMA 2009 Taylor:] Shake It Off was the best music video though
[Wildest Dreams Giraffe:] In your wildest dreams, sucker. They make over it
[Grammy Taylor:] This song is so not winning a Grammy