[Nicki Minaj]
I don't need no bars
Remy dissed me
I came back with farts
(I cannot rap)
I'm wearing a weave

[Rapunzel]
You're a fraud

[Nicki Minaj]
Now I'm a bald Barbie
I took the L, got hit with Shether
Released No Frauds, it's so much weaker

[Remy Ma]
Gi-gi-girl are you dumb? Look like Marge Simpson

[Nicki Minaj]
I was Spongebob, but got injections
Ayo. I'm in London, cause I'm running
Remy Ma, she's out of prison, Now she's coming
All my rapper friends, Drake and Wayne, will protect me
I ain't in the ghetto, but this street is scary

[Queen Elizabeth II]
You-you-you can't be the queen if you don't run a country

[Nicki Minaj]
Who are you, random old lady?

[Queen Elizabeth II]
I'm the Queen of England, you vigilante

[Nicki Minaj]
Ellen DeGeneres, help me

[Ellen Degeneres as Dory]
Just keep swimming

[Nicki Minaj]
I love ghost-writers. They are my new best friends

[Drake]
Pretend to be Jamaican, just to please my fans

[Nicki Minaj]
Now my butt's deflating, call the ambulance

[Taylor Swift]
What type of girl gets mad over a VMA?

[Miley Cyrus]
Yo, Nicki. What's good? It's Miley. Is your butt okay?

[Lil Wayne]
I-I-I'm always so hammered, no one understands me
They call me Lil Tunechi, I rap about fine ladies

[Nicki Minaj]
Holy Meek! She's here, It's Remy!

[Remy Ma]
I'm going back to prison, say sorry to my son
Nah, I'm just kidding. This parody is done

[Nicki Minaj]
Yo, for real, Remy? We're good?

[Remy Ma]
Yeah, I don't care about your disses. They was wack anyway

[Nicki Minaj]
Oh, good
Anaconda, get her

[Remy Ma]
AAH. Get the snake off me. Oh my god, Aah!