[Taylor Swift]
I have a new boyfriend
His name is Joe Alwyn
This song is about him, 'til we break up, then I'll diss him
But until then, I will make my exes jealous, by bragging about his.. age

[Robot]
Lame!

[Taylor Swift]
Some artists singing too good
I don't try at all though
I'll just start rapping bad like I did in Shake It Off, oh
Did I mention I spent millions on my vids to make them look like Marvel movies?

I-I am unsufferable
On your UPS trucks, and even in your Joe
This vid has wack Anime undertones
What are they? I don't know

[Robot]
This is vid is a no!

[Taylor Swift]
I am blaming everybody, but me

[Text-to-speech Daniel]
Taylor, you can't blame TMZ!

[Taylor Swift]
The media made my reputation crazy, mmm

[Text-to-speech Daniel]
Oh, sure it's our fault

[Taylor Swift]
Since 2008, I've dated 10 men

[Google Translate voice]
Yes, Taylor. My feminist queen

[Taylor Swift]
And I'll keep dumping more and writing all about them
Are you ready for a...

[Robot]
...Nother album of shady songs?

[Taylor Swift]
This song is a diss to my ex-boyfriend Calvin
And I look like Ghost In The Shell, so just call me Scarlet
Or you can just call me 'Regina in sheep's clothing'
Isn't that right, Katy?

And..
I'll dress up like Tron, My director's a moron

[Joseph Kahn]
I just used some Anime to cover up this bad song
This song's not as good as Look What You Made Me Do

[Taylor Swift]
Loki, I still hate you. Screw You!

[Joseph Kahn]
Okay, this is the part, where they do an Anime battle. Begin!

[Taylor Swift]
I think I'm Super Saiyan, but me! (but me!)

[Joe Alwyn]
What the...?

[Taylor Swift]
I think, that I am Storm or some kind of X-Men

[Joseph Kahn]
Holy PopToons!

[Taylor Swift]
This entire video makes no sense

[Google Translate voice]
Are you okay, my Queen of Pop?

[Taylor Swift]
It's just some nerd's fantasy
It's actually cringe

[Joe Alwyn]
This girl is super nuts

[Taylor Swift]
Someone make this video end
It's super random, thought this was a love song

[Joseph Kahn]
This is not what I had planned!

[Taylor Swift]
I'm acting like a villain
I am a robot. Just call me Ultron
Are your ears bleeding yet?


[PopToons in the tune of End Game]
My sexy daisy, my Taylor Shady
Ooh, Pop Daisy had a big reputation
Aaah, if Taylor sees this vid
Oooh, I think she'll really like it