Passengers Freestyle
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Jul. 27, 20171 viewer
Passengers Freestyle Lyrics
Ay yo my name is Chris Pratt
And no I’m not Matt (no)
But if I was Matt I might be Matt Damon (yo)
Matt Damon stranded (yeah)
Up on Mars (uh)
And I tell you on this ship there ain't no candy bars
Lemme tell you my name
It’s Jennifer Lawrence
I’ve been waking up everyday
And making the pirate bay torrents
(Uh) Chris, can I get a crisp piss
Can I get a Swiss Miss
On this cocoa piss bitch
Bend over (yeah)
Touch your toes (uhuh)
And if you’re lucky I’ll stick my lil nose (uhuh)
Up your butthole (yo)
Oh yeah you got a butthole
You got a butthole (uh)
Ay who is that
It’s Lawrence Fishburne
You got food in you and you suck
You got a block of granola bricks and you fuck (ayy)
Ima see you down by the river
It’s not a river though it’s a pool
And Lawrence Fishburne’s dead
And no I’m not Matt (no)
But if I was Matt I might be Matt Damon (yo)
Matt Damon stranded (yeah)
Up on Mars (uh)
And I tell you on this ship there ain't no candy bars
Lemme tell you my name
It’s Jennifer Lawrence
I’ve been waking up everyday
And making the pirate bay torrents
(Uh) Chris, can I get a crisp piss
Can I get a Swiss Miss
On this cocoa piss bitch
Bend over (yeah)
Touch your toes (uhuh)
And if you’re lucky I’ll stick my lil nose (uhuh)
Up your butthole (yo)
Oh yeah you got a butthole
You got a butthole (uh)
Ay who is that
It’s Lawrence Fishburne
You got food in you and you suck
You got a block of granola bricks and you fuck (ayy)
Ima see you down by the river
It’s not a river though it’s a pool
And Lawrence Fishburne’s dead
Lawrence Fishburne in the house now (DAMN)
It’s time to die in the house now (DAMN)
I hope I don’t die
I hope I live to fly
I hope I live to see my son (D-D-D-D-DAMN)
His name is Cry
I named him after what I’ll do if I die on this ship
Oops I gotta poo (ooh)
I’m going to the bathroom now
I hope I don’t fall down
I hope my arms fall UP
Oh I just coughed
And now I’m dead
I died in less time than it takes to make bread
I’m not in this movie
I’m not in it at all
And I got paid $800 coz my son loves the fall
And now its Andy Garcia
Here I am on the ship
And if your lucky maybe I’ll give the robot a tip
OCEANS
It’s time to die in the house now (DAMN)
I hope I don’t die
I hope I live to fly
I hope I live to see my son (D-D-D-D-DAMN)
His name is Cry
I named him after what I’ll do if I die on this ship
Oops I gotta poo (ooh)
I’m going to the bathroom now
I hope I don’t fall down
I hope my arms fall UP
Oh I just coughed
And now I’m dead
I died in less time than it takes to make bread
I’m not in this movie
I’m not in it at all
And I got paid $800 coz my son loves the fall
And now its Andy Garcia
Here I am on the ship
And if your lucky maybe I’ll give the robot a tip
OCEANS
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Eric Striffler and Jacob Shao rapped a freestyle about the movie ‘Passengers’ which stars Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt. It is based on inside jokes they made during their commentary video.
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July 27, 2017
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