Indie boys don't deserve it
Coppin’ a feel, now you've got a record deal
Indie boys don't deserve it
Coppin’ a feel, now you've got a record deal
Indie boys don't deserve it
Coppin' a feel, now you've got a record deal

Now that you've signed to Rough Trade
You think you've got it made
But it'll still take a sack of pills to get laid
But it’ll still take a sack of pills to get laid

I wanna have your head between my thighs
But I ain’t interested in girlfriends and lies
I wanna have your head between my legs
Make no mistake, boy, I ain't gonna beg
Sweating in the spotlight, does something to me
Fucking hell! Somebody shoot me!

Indie boys don’t deserve it
Coppin' a feel, now you've got a record deal
Indie boys don't deserve it
Coppin’ a feel, now you've got a record deal
Indie boys don't deserve it
Coppin' a feel, now you've got a record deal

Now that you've signed to Rough Trade
You think you've got it made
But it'll still take a sack of pills to get laid
(Get laid) (Get laid) (Get laid)

I wish I liked bouncers or builders or bakers
Not just all these jumped-up fakers
'Cause indie boys don't deserve it
Coppin' a feel, now you've got a record deal

I wish I liked bouncers or builders or bakers
Not just all these jumped-up fakers
'Cause indie boys don't deserve it
Coppin' a feel, now you've got a record deal

Now you're shoutin' at me like you're all defensive
When everyone can see you're too introspective
Hangin' out with posh birds, givin' it the large
(?)
(?) every week, 'cause you were on the cover
Even though you're in the arms of another
Oh my god, it's such a (?) shame
When you're (?) still singing my way

Indie boys don't deserve it
Coppin' a feel, now you've got a record deal
Indie boys don't deserve it
Coppin' a feel, now you've got a record deal
Indie boys don't deserve it
Coppin' a feel, now you've got a record deal

Now that you've signed to Rough Trade
You think you've got it made
But it'll still take a sack of pills to get laid
But it'll still take a sack of pills to get laid

I wish I liked bouncers or builders or bakers
Not just all these jumped-up fakers
'Cause indie boys don't deserve it
Coppin' a feel, now you've got a record deal

I wish I liked bouncers or builders or bakers
Not just all these jumped-up fakers
'Cause indie boys don't deserve it
Coppin' a feel, now you've got a record deal

Now I'll start my own band instead
So I can fuck with all their heads