[Intro]
I've denounced my ethnicity
In favor of something more kawaii
Claim The Land of The Rising Sun
Where One Piece comes from
And I've learned all the dance moves
To the opening songs of my favorite cartoons
I say "Itadakimasu" when I eat
This pretty much makes me Japanese

[Verse 1]
There's more to Japan then
J-Pop, Harajuku, Dragon Ball Z
More to the language than "Sugoi" and "Kawaii"
Eat sushi all you want like One Punch Man
By all means, be a fan of Japan
That's fine
Just don't cross the line
'Cause if you run with your arms to the side
'Cause if the only that gives you an erection
Is your bodypillow and your sword collection
You're a weeb

[Chorus]
I've denounced my ethnicity
In favor of something more kawaii
Claim The Land of The Rising Sun
Where One Piece comes from
And I've learned all the dance moves
To the opening songs of my favorite cartoons
I say "Itadakimasu" when I eat
This pretty much makes me Japanese

[Verse 2]
There's a lot wrong with this world but there's something wrong with you
If the thought of new Pokémon makes you bust a nut-eru
Why's your profile picture on LinkedIn
Mikasa from Attack on Titan?
Neko, tsundere
Lolicon, yandere
If you know these words
You're a baka
Your waifu is stupid
A Falcon Punch is what you deserve
Oooooo...

[Chorus]
I've denounced my ethnicity
In favor of something more kawaii
Claim The Land of The Rising Sun
Where hentai comes from
And I've learned all the dance moves
To the opening songs of my favorite cartoons
I say "Itadakimasu" when I eat
This pretty much makes me Japanese

[Outro]
Don't fuck with me
I'll have you know that my anger raises my Chi
Talk shit on anime and I swear to god
You'll make me turn Super Saiyan 3
This isn't even my final form