Oh
Well imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear
What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding! says a bridesmaid to a waiter
And, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore

I'd chime in with a
Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I'd chime in
Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of...

Well in fact
Well I'll look at it this way
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast
So, pour the champagne
Oh! Well in fact
Well I'll look at it this way
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast
So, pour the champagne, pour the champagne

I'd chime in with a
Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I'd chime in
Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality again

I'd chime in
Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I'd chime in
Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality again