[Verse 1]
Black saint, sinner lady
Playin' knock-off soul
A punk rock romantic
Slumped on the kitchen floor
Nuns in stress positions
Smokin' Marlboros
Lolita is weeping
"The bride is beautiful"

[Chorus]
Mass seduction, mass seduction
I can't turn off what turns me on
Mass seduction
I can't turn off what turns me on
Mass seduction
I hold you like a weapon
Mass destruction
Don't turn off what turns me on

[Verse 2]
Smilin' nihilist met
Angry glass half full
Drinkin' Manic Panic
Singin' Boatman's Call
Teenage, Christian virgins
Holdin' out their tongues
Paranoid secretions
Fallin' on basement rugs

[Chorus]
Mass seduction
I can't turn off what turns me on
Mass seduction
I can't turn off what turns me on
Mass seduction
I hold you like a weapon
Mass destruction
Don't turn off what turns me on
Mass seduction
I can't turn off what turns me on
Mass seduction
I can't turn off what turns me on
Mass seduction
I hold you like a weapon
Mass destruction
Don't turn off what turns me on

[Bridge]
Oh, what a bore to be so adored
Oh, what a bore to be so adored
Uh-oh, uh-oh, ooh

[Chorus]
Mass seduction
I can't turn off what turns me on
Mass seduction
I can't turn off what turns me on
Mass destruction
Don't turn off what turns me on
Mass destruction
I hold you like a weapon

[Outro]
I can't turn off what turns me on
I can't turn off what turns me on
I hold you like a weapon
Oh, don't turn off what turns me on
Mass destruction
Don't turn off what turns me on
Mass destruction
Don't turn off what turns me on
Mass destruction
Don't turn off what turns me on
Mass destruction
Don't turn off what turns me on
Mass destruction