Mixer At Delta Chi
Stephen Lynch
Track 8 on The Craig Machine
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Mixer At Delta Chi Lyrics
[Verse 1]
It's college time again
September's almost here
I’m hanging with freshman girls
Frat party, kegs of beer
I see a girl I’m wanting
Mixer at Delta Chi
We take some Oxycontin
Dave Matthews, getting high
And then as I undress her
And start my stimulus
She says, “But wait, professor
This wasn't on the syllabus”
[Hook 1]
I’m the bad professor
I’m the bad professor
A tenured titty caresser
I’m a bad, bad man
(Find the pocket on ‘em)
[Verse 2]
Tutor her in my apartment
Turns into a slow dance
Hey, baby, what’s your minor?
Got your major in my pants
I love her student body
She wants a better grade
I say, "If you roll over, I’ll throw in financial aid"
I hope you boned up for your midterm
If you want, I can help you cram
Don’t give a shit about the essay test
So let’s skip it and get to the oral exam
It's college time again
September's almost here
I’m hanging with freshman girls
Frat party, kegs of beer
I see a girl I’m wanting
Mixer at Delta Chi
We take some Oxycontin
Dave Matthews, getting high
And then as I undress her
And start my stimulus
She says, “But wait, professor
This wasn't on the syllabus”
[Hook 1]
I’m the bad professor
I’m the bad professor
A tenured titty caresser
I’m a bad, bad man
(Find the pocket on ‘em)
[Verse 2]
Tutor her in my apartment
Turns into a slow dance
Hey, baby, what’s your minor?
Got your major in my pants
I love her student body
She wants a better grade
I say, "If you roll over, I’ll throw in financial aid"
I hope you boned up for your midterm
If you want, I can help you cram
Don’t give a shit about the essay test
So let’s skip it and get to the oral exam
[Hook 2]
I’m the bad professor
(That’s a blowjob reference)
I’m a bad professor
Your money’s on the dresser
I’m a bad, bad… man
[Outro]
I’m in ?Monchey?
We really found the pocket on that one man
I don’t even know what that means
That’s musician talk
I’m the bad professor
(That’s a blowjob reference)
I’m a bad professor
Your money’s on the dresser
I’m a bad, bad… man
[Outro]
I’m in ?Monchey?
We really found the pocket on that one man
I don’t even know what that means
That’s musician talk
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Genius Annotation
This song is about a professor that is having sex with his students in order to boost their grades. Delta Chi is a university, where this is happening with the professor and the student. This song was recorded by Stephen Lynch, a comedian who was not afraid to get offensive for a good punchline.
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