[Matt]
Guys, come quick. It's Dana.

[Stacy]
What happened?

[Matt]
She's dead.

[Jason]
Dana's dead?

[Matt]
As a door nail.

[Stacy]
What did she do?

[Matt]
She was diving into a deep ditch and did a double flip.

[Stacy]
Dana deep-ditch diving? Wasn't Dana digging Dug's garden?

[Jason]
No. Dillon digs Dug's garden. Dana digs Drake's garden.

[Matt]
Yes, but then she went deep-ditch diving. I drained the deep ditch but didn't see Dana.

[Mallory]
Dudes, don't despair. Dana didn't die deep-ditch diving. She was trying to draw drowsy ducks down by Dairy Queen downing a dilly bar in her Dodge Dakota.

[Stacy]
Dana drawing drowsy ducks? Did she do drugs?

[Jason]
I doubt it was Dana. She doesn't do well downing dairy, or drawing drowsy ducks.

[Mallory]
Dude, don't you dare doubt me like dat.

[Matt & Stacy]
Dana!

[Natalie]
Hey, guys.

[Jason]
Dana!

[Matt]
Dana! Oh, after you did drugs and deep-ditch dove, I drained the deep ditch, didn't see you, decided you died deep-ditch diving, but a Dodge Dakota and a dilly bar were driving by DQ, but I doubt it, 'cause don't you dislike downing dairy and drawing drowsy ducks?