[Verse 1]
Have a social-distanced Christmas
Try to balance dread and cheer
Wear a mask when you do your tasks
And keep away the fear

[Verse 2]
Have a social-distanced Christmas
And when you walk down the streets
Be sure to stay six feet away
From everyone you meet

[Bridge 1]
Oh, no, the mistletoe
Who hung it? That's outrageous!
Don't kiss the person underneath
'Cause they might be contagious

[Verse 3]
Have a social-distanced Christmas
And in case it isn't clear
My insistence: have a social-distanced
Christmas this year!

[Kazoo interlude]

[Bridge 2]
Oh, no, the mistletoe
Who hung it? That's outrageous!
Don't kiss the pеrson underneath
'Cause thеy might be contagious

[Verse 4]
Have a social-distanced Christmas
And in case it isn't clear
My insistence: have a social-distanced
Christmas this year!