[Verse 1]
I'll take the days off, snow covered tree tops
Watching Elf and Rudolph, all my favorite things
But I'd be lying to say I like when
Every time we're driving, it's the same old thing

[Pre-Chorus]
It starts feel wrong like spoiled egg nog
One more, "Feliz navidad", I'll throw myself out of this car

[Chorus]
I love Christmas, but I hate these Christmas songs
Give me presents but please turn the music off
It's not the season, no, I'm not hating on Santa Claus
I've got my reasons
All I want for Christmas is to turn off all the Christmas songs

[Post-Chorus]
Fa-la-la, la
Fa-la-la, la-la, la-la
Fa-la-la, la
Turn off all the Christmas songs

[Verse 2]
Bublé and Groban, wake up like snowman
Go back to hibernation, right where you belong
The elves are watching, might have coal in my stockings
Rather spend a night in jail than sing along to Jingle Bells (Jingle Bells)

[Chorus]
I love Christmas, but I hate these Christmas songs
Give me presents but please turn the music off
It's not the season, no, I'm not hating on Santa Claus
I've got my reasons
All I want for Christmas is to turn off all the Christmas songs (Woo)

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge]
If you're really hearing this, please, save me, baby Jesus
(Save me)

[Chorus]
Oh, I love Christmas, but I hate these Christmas songs
Give me presents but please turn the music off (Music off)
It's not the season (No), no, I'm not hating on Santa Claus (Yeah)
I've got my reasons
All I want for Christmas is to turn off all the Christmas songs