Step one, you make your console cost the most
You beat your chest and proudly boast
Despite no good exclusive games
You make a bunch of ridiculous claims

Then ignore our need to play online
Don't make it fun like Xbox Live
Use Blu Ray, which I don't need
Now you're getting your ass kicked by the Wii

Sony, you went wrong with your PS3
I'll just keep playing my 360
Hope this song has helped you understand
Now you know
How you killed your brand

Phil Harrison, yeah you know best
'Cept you didn't beta test
Sure, I can surf the net
But I can't find my gaming friends
Said Halo 3, don't worry you
Instead you offer Killzone 2
But Killzone 1
Sucked before
So what made you think we wanted more?

Sony, you went wrong with your PS3
I'll just keep playing my 360
Hope this song has helped you understand
Now you know
How you killed your brand

"At PlayStation, what we have done successfully over the last 12 or 13 years is to, uh...
Uh... gonna be, uh...
Um... Umm, uh..
Uh, we're gonna do some things a little differently, we're gonna, uh..
Uh... Uh. Umm.. Umm.. Umm.. Umm, uh.. I don't have any comment to make."

Sony, you went wrong with your PS3
I'll just keep playing my 360
Hope this song has helped you understand
Now you know
How you killed your brand
Sony, you went wrong with your PS3
I'll just keep playing my 360
Hope this song has helped you understand
Now you know
How you killed your brand

Yeah, Phil, one question real quick: A lot of players say they wanna be able to play online without jumping through a bunch of hoops
Do you have any plans to make the PlayStation 3 not suck as much when you go to play someone else online?