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Watch What Women Want with Mel Gibson

I got my wants, I know my needs
I got a flow now I need me a beat
This boy in front of me I will defeat
Now I just see for someone to compete
Hope they produce like a Harris on Teeter
Repeat I'm a diva go star like a Libra
La vida proceed to the top of the seater
They towed your 2-seater, no coins in the meter
No freedom from divas
They got the peso so do if they say so
AOL is the place so
I'm chattin', I'm blabbin', it's cheesy no queso
You talkin' Street? You talkin' SYNC?
Got it in ink? Fuck do you think?
Buried to neck if you buried a bet
Bye 3 times, you a marionette

Carson, Carson, Carson
I'mma be takin' up arson
I hope my video awesome
I got my city on blossom
Carson, Carson, Carson
I'mma be takin' up arson
I'mma be takin' up arson
I'mma be takin' up arson

Pale in comparison, failure embarrassin'
She called me embarrassin'
Then called to repair the sin
I missed her like Garrison
No MR. here
I am real, never steal
Lyin' as much as a carpet for sale
Dyin' a little, I'm livin' it well
Sensible way, I'll invent a will
The clever never intend to kill
Soon they reactin', need Benadryl
If I'm dyin' I'll rent a will
I'm on a quest
To feed non-believers my song is the best
Pop opposition, I honor the rest
I'm already Live they just gotta Request

Carson, Carson, Carson
I'mma be takin' up arson
I hope my video awesome
I got my city on blossom
Carson, Carson, Carson
I'mma be takin' up arson
I'mma be takin' up arson
I'mma be takin' up arson

Got lemons, lemonade
Pomegranate, promenade
I got Fritos I just Lay
Macy on that day parade
Ain't talkin' Macy Gray
Played the whole company
Gray's okay le' be honest
She ain't even win New Artist
Lost to the kid who was modest
Now they all bid, she the hottest
Hometown cold, she the farthest
Gold Volvo, could've bought this
Lug a round drum to her concert
Hundred round drum if you pounce her
If she die you can bet
That manager milkin' it 20 percent

Carson, Carson, Carson
I'mma be takin' up arson
I hope my video awesome
I got my city on blossom
Carson, Carson, Carson
I'mma be takin' up arson
I'mma be takin' up arson
I'mma be takin' up arson

My cover like ten men
We're steady mobbin'
You're covered by children
You Kidz Boppin'
Your album ain't droppin'
Need a phone to cop it
Cost $9.95
TWO easy payments? Fuck it that's jive
Go to a show, in the shotgun I ride
Sears and Levi sponsored it live
And here I arrive
Only guy here under age 35
'Rest are some dads who just wanna die
I'm askin' 'em why, they couldn't comply
They wouldn't reply, so I retry
Witnessin' Christ and you wanna cry?

Carson, Carson, Carson
I'mma be takin' up arson
I hope my video awesome
I got my city on blossom
Carson, Carson, Carson
I'mma be takin' up arson
I'mma be takin' up arson
I'mma be takin' up arson