Alonso!
Real name, No power!

Two Renault engineers go 'round the outside
'round the outside, 'round the outside
(Repeat)

Guess who's back, back again
Nando's back, tell a friend!

Guess who's back (Repeat 7x)

(Alfonso)
I've been tryin' to be champion, 'cause nobody wanted
Sebastian to dominate all the time
But in the Ferrari I was real patient and always quicker than Massa
But the dumb bois at Maranello
Made a car that couldn't top sh*t; I outdrove it
And the doctor told me I should stop and take it easy
But nobody could top my driver rating
So of course I was radio-complaining! (No Powеr!)
You've waited this long, now stop debating
I'vе been gone, 'cause fucking Zak was overrated!
I know that you got a job, Abiteboul
But the boss is back so don't try to faze him!
Now the Renault team couldn't let me be
I'm their champ, so they're always trying to please me!
I will be back on F1TV
'Cause it feels so empty without me
So Ocon kid, you're not the shit
No fuck that, Cyril has now been double-time tricked
By one badger and then me, we're both 7 zeroes
I'm not in my prime but oh shoot-
FUCK YOU, CYRIIIL!!!

Now this looks like a seat for me
So everybody, I run the team!
'Cause we need Alonso-controversy!
'Cause it feels so empty without me!
Now this looks like a seat for me
So everybody, I run the team!
'Cause we need Alonso-controversy!
'Cause it feels so empty without me!

(Rob Kubica)
Little Robert is back in the practice
Embarrassed, the Alfa's slower than tractors!
I start feeling like a prisoner, helpless
Until I'm in Mercedes, getting cash and tits!
A visionary! Shit was so hairy
Back in Willy with Clairey, polluting the airwaves
A rebel! She just told me to stay in the back
Now the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
Back in the test, Such a catastrophe
For her to see so damn much of my class she asks for me!
Ain't coming back to the willy-team, I am a winner!
I will only sign a paper from the team of spinner!
Merc will have a look in next fucking winter
The center of the testing, back to be winner!
I'm interesting - the best choice for betting
If you set a million on me last in 2019
You would get a bit back, not much
But if you repeat many times, money making!
Here's my 10 cents - flip them for cheese!
You need cash, Claire; why not be on me?

Now this looks like a seat for me
So everybody, I run the team!
'Cause we need Alonso-controversy!
'Cause it feels so empty without me!
Now this looks like a seat for me
So everybody, I run the team!
'Cause we need Alonso-controversy!
'Cause it feels so empty without me!

(Lord Raghunathan)
A bit much you're asking! I'll go left and right
Then left and right, right, right - what is happening?
Saint Devote? Shit, I will cut, I'm batshit!
I only ever played games, so it's madness!
I go slow, quali I take it easy!
I don't wanna break the car, but believe me
You don't know me! I'm fast, so blow me!
Fuck it's over - nobody signed me
So we are all sad about a boring F2 year
I am the legendary, the old Mahaveer!
I've been dope! I just mess with the team
Beer is in my belly always, still I beat my peers!
But sometimes the shit just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
I think they mean my 3-point scene
But it's just me joking my team!
And though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since De Cesaris
To be crash legend so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy!
There's a concept that works:
20 million in cash is what I search!
But no matter how much I am a meme
It is oh so empty without me...

Now this looks like a seat for me
So everybody, I run the team!
'Cause we need Alonso-controversy!
'Cause it feels so empty without me!
Now this looks like a seat for me
So everybody, I run the team!
'Cause we need Alonso-controversy!
'Cause it feels so empty without me!

Na na na na (repeat 8x)

Karma!