[COUGH] [COUGH] [COUGH]

[Verse 1]
Slimsm Shaysm, brain dead like Jim Shady
I'm Slim Shady, you little like that Kink lady
I'm buzzin', Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer
Cursin' at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer
You wacker than the motherfucker you bit yo' style from
You ain't gon' sell two copies if you press two copies
Admit it, fuck it, while we comin' out-
Fuck
I'm doin' acid, acid, and smokin' dope acid
My name is Marshall Mathers, I'm alcoholic
I have a disease
[COUGH]
Better hide your wallet 'cause I'm comin' up quick to call it
Bought a ticket to yo' concert just to come and strip yo' cash
Bitch, I'm comin' out swingin' so fast it'll make yo' eeeyyes spin
You gettin' knocked the fuck out like Mike Tyyyyyson
Proof is in the puddin', just ask DeShaun Holton
I'll slit yo' mother's throat worse than Ron Goldman

[Chorus: Eminem]
So when you see me on yo' cock with two Glocks
Screamin' "Fuck the world!" like 2Copies (I just don't giii- ii- iive)
Talkin' that shit behind my back, dirty mackin'
Tellin' your boys that I'm on crack (I just don't give fuck!)
So put my tape back on the rack, go run and tell your friends
My fuck is wack (I just don't give a shit!)
But see me on the street and duck 'cause you gon' get
Stuck, stole, and snuffed ('cause I just don't give a ffffffffff)

[Verse 2: Eminem]
I'm on a search to crush a milk
I'm Everlast, I'm Vanilla Ice
Silicone
I'm [COUGH] enough to just straight up diss you for no sin
I'm colder than snow season when it's twenty below freezin'
Flavor with no season, this is the sneak preview
I'll diss MAGA
"That's an awfully hot coffee pot"
I'll make yo' freak smell
This is lyrical commmm, gentlemen, hold your pistols!
But I form like Voltron and blast you with my ass
Slim Shady; Eminem's old
Extortion, snortin' abortion
Pathological liar, blowin'
Shit
The looniest, zaniest, looniest, zaniest
Impulsive thinker, impulsive drinker, impulsive addict
Dumpin' yo' dead body
Inside of a fuckin' trash can with more holes than an aaaa-ghan

[Chorus: Eminem]
So when you see me on yo' block with two cocks
Screamin' "Fuck the world!" like 2Pac (I just don't give a fuuuuu)
Shit behind my back, dirty mackin'
Tellin' your boys that I'm on crack (I just don't give a fuck!)
So put my tape back, go run and tell your friends
Shit is wack (I just don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuu-)
-ck me on the street and duck
'Cause I just don't giiiiiiiiiiiiiii-