[Intro - Samples]
Oh my god
Is this real? Is this really happening? (Can you excuse us for a moment, let's-)

[Verse 1]
I ain't ever rapped like this
I cannot stop making these hits
Ballin', I be on your bitch
Tell these girls to get off my dick
Woah, woah, get off my
Woah, he wanna get on my
Woah, woah, get
Only on Disney + (Yeah, yeah)
Hop out of my car, I'm stuntin'
Pussy rapper, know you frontin'
Know you bluffin'
Turkey stuffing
No one ever gave you loving
My talent is more than nothing
On that mosh pit, they be shoving
Woah, nah
Listen
And I'm running out of breath
Bitch, you afraid of death
Not gon' lie, I don't do meth (Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?)
Red on fire, yeah bitch like Seth
Make no sense, I'm off my meds
You know we don't fuck with feds
You a white girl with some dreads
Me and my boy newly weds, yeah (Gay sex is normal)

[Chorus]
Pussy boy, I know you talkin' fiction, yeah
Pussy boy, just know you cannot shake this, yeah
Pussy boy, stop learning how to bake
You can never get a girl, know you soundin' just like- (What's going-)

[Bridge - tedonthebeat, JoeysWorldTour, Samples]
Woah
So, it comes with a thigh, some pickles, and a drumstick
They're using the crispy chicken, like I said
So, we're gonna try this out, the new Nashville Hot Chicken, everyone, from..
KFC, better known as Kentucky Fried Chicken
Let me put a little pickle on top. Try it out. And here we go..
The beautiful looking...
Beautiful, uh...
Look at that. Drumstick, crispy
Woah, woah, woah, woah
Woah, woah, woah, woah
Woah, woah, Ted, woah, woah
Ted, woah, Ted, seriously, woah, woah, woah

[Verse 2]
Tedonthebeat, ain't ever quit
Ballin' since a fucking kid
I heard your shit, your shit mid
Took my vocals and sidechain kick
I could have a boyfriend
But I'm here writing a chorus
Crying, listening to Doris
Just know that boy is a taurus
Took his sweatshirt, no Sartorius (Sweatshirt)
Heard my old shit, feeling nauseous
Fuck around with the opps, I'm cautious
Getting corny, just like The Office
Getting horny, that's not for an office
Like, be careful
Don't do that shit at work
Look, I need a (Yobyssup)
I've been searching on Bing
My songs ain't got no ping
And my phone just cannot ring
Living lowkey, this shit sweet
Sweet like me, your man want a piece
I guess he's neat, come over the street
He can't fea, this my son- (Laugh)
This my song, heartbreaker like I'm Shawn, we gone
[Outro]
Sweet like me, your man want a piece
I guess he's neat, come over the street
He can't cheat, this my song
Heartbreaker like I'm Shawn, we gone