[Verse 1: Teenage Waitress]

Save all my troubles for a rainy day
Keep them where no-one else can see
Raised expectations far beyond their reach
Will only make a fool of me
Oh what could have been, oh what could have been
From your side of the glass you said
"You ain't got it bad"

[Verse 2: Teenage Waitress]

Oh what a pretty, silly mess I made
I could have taught the world to sing
To watch these foolish, unambitious clowns
Come out on top will really sting
Oh where have you been, oh where have you been?
From your side of the glass, you sang
"You ain't got it bad"

[Bridge 1: Teenage Waitress and Blue Canary]

And the top boy in the class
He got that job
And the girl you never asked
Big deal, so what
Wanna live your life for them?
Good luck with that
Pull yourself together, you ain't got it bad

[Bridge 2: Blue Canary]

Your glass is half full, baby
You're such a handful, lately
You ain't got it bad. You ain't got it bad