[Jack Black]
Relax JB, it'll be alright
Go with it, don't be afraid, we are your friends and more
It's important that we fuck right now, so let your penis explore
Repopulation is the name of the game
We need to fuck you right away
This is no time for being shy, let us have your seed today

[Kyle Gass]
C'mon JB, they just wanna fuck, just give 'em whatcha got
You're fuckin' bringing down the mood
You gotta use that fuckin' cock

[Jack Black]
Oh no, I'm feeling so vulnerable, not ready to give you my load
I do not really know you, not sure if I can trust you with my heart
You might break my heart
I can't give you my load if I don't feel safe

[Jack Black]
Look at Kyle, he's got the idea, that's it, Kage, see? He knows
Suck his fingertips, lick his ear hole
Suck his toes, and lick his butthole
Suck his balls, obviously, his cock, sit on him, make him explode

[Pre-Chorus: Jack Black]
Excuse me, hello, my name is Conchita and I'm also painfully shy
I do not like orgies unless I'm incredibly high
I know we just met but please hold me as tight as a glove
I cannot have sex unless I am completely in love

[Chorus: Jack Black]
Making love, making love, making love, making love
Making love, making love, making love
Making love, making love, making love, making love
Making love, making love, making love