[Verse 1]
Well, I touch down and run to my connection
Man in the gift shop called me a fag
I feel like my tucked-up erection
There's a pressure all over my head
And I know this is how I get paid, but
It's not really how I wanna get laid, so
Hundred forty when I last got weighed
But I can't lose more by Saturday

[Chorus]
And they're playing your song on the radio station
Mugging me off all across the nation
If you don't eat, then you'll never grow
I should've learnt that quite a while ago
I know it gets hard sometimes
Making out with people that you don't like
You know you I din't feel alright
But you look just fine to me

[Verse 2]
Well, I pissed myself on a Texan intersection
With George spilling things all over his bag
And I took shit for being quiet during the election
And maybe that's fair, but I'm a busy guy
And I get stoned and go where I get paid, but
It's not really how babies get made, ooh
I'll take a minute when I think I won't die from stopping
Oh, I'm just a busy guy

[Chorus]
And they're playing your song on the radio station
Mugging me off all across the nation
If you don't shoot, then you'll never know
You should've learnt that quite a while ago
I know it gets hard sometimes
Taking out your shit on the ones you like
You know, I didn't feel alright
Until you spoke to me

[Bridge]
You
My whole life, waiting for you
My whole life, waiting for you
My whole life, waiting for you
Hey!