Anthony: Come on fellas, let's rock this place

Greg: Ridin' down the highway (Capt. Feathersword: Beep Beep)
In the Big Red Car (Ba-room Ba-room)
Everybody singing (La la la la la)
Murray's on guitar
Eating fruit salad
Hot potato's
Cold spaghetti
Mashed banana
I'll tell you folks it's yummy yummy too

Well it's a long way to the top (if you wanna rock 'n' roll)
It's a long way to the top (if you wanna rock 'n' roll)
Capt. Feathersword: If you think it's easy playing one night stands
Anthony: Come along and play in a Wiggly Wiggly band
It's a long way to the top (if you wanna rock 'n' roll)
It's a long way to the top (if you wanna rock 'n' roll)

[Instrumental break]

It's a long way to the top (if you wanna rock 'n' roll)
It's a long way to the top (if you wanna rock 'n' roll)