Whoa
Hey  Jack what's happenin'?
I  don't know
Rumor around town says you're thinking about headin' down to the shore
Yeah, I'm thinking about going... to the shore
Going  down for senior week?
Uh  huh
You know I'm twenty-seven years old and I never miss a senior week
Oh  really. What are you gonna do down there?
Well I don't know. Might go to the sand bar
What's the sand bar?
Ah, it's a place that lets sixteen year old's drink
Oh  cool
Yeah, really business
Hey, Crystal Ship will be there
They will be doing their Doors show
"Keep your eyes on the road and your hands upon the wheel!"
"Keep your eyes on the road those hands upon the wheel!"
"Going to the roadhouse looking for somethin' to steal!"
Yeah, should be a bitchin' time
Uh huh
Can't wait to go now
Ah, how are you gettin' down there?
Ah, I have a car now
You got a car!
My parents bought it for me
What kind of car it it?

It's a bitchin' carmero
1234!
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Bitchin' camero, bitchin' camero
I ran over my neighbors

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Bitchin' camero, bitchin' camero
Now I'm in all the papers

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My folks bought me a bitchin' camero
But no insurance to match
So if I happen to run you down, please don't leave a scratch
I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair
And I didn't get arrested because my dads the mayor

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Bitchin' camero, bitchin' camero
Donuts on your lawn

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Bitchin' camero, bitchin' camero
Tony Orlando and Dawn

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When I drive past the kids
They all spit and cuss
'Cuz I drive a bitchin' camero and they have to ride the bus
So you better get outta my way when I cut through your yard
'Cuz I got a bitchin' camero and Exxon credit card

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Bitchin' camero, bitchin' camero
Yeah man where'ya headed

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Bitchin' camero, bitchin' camero
I am strung out on unleaded