[Spoken: Big Tasty & Erica Goldberg ]
It's rap city!
You think it's rap city?!
Duh, how could you have a single song called rap city without any slick rhymes of a fresh beat?
Hit it!

[Verse 1: Lainy Louis & Big Tasty]
Mama, I'm so so sorry
Just killed a man with the power of karate
Put a gun against his head (and my foot)
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead killed him with my foot

[Verse 2: Lainy Louis & Big Tasty]
Mama, you gave birth to a ninja!
Life had just begun
Now they locking up my feet!
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
I also hit him with some nunchucks!
Mama, I'm sorry that he died, sorry for committing foot homicide
Didn't mean to make you cry whoops!

[Chorus 1: Both & Big Tasty ]
If I'm not back this time tomorrow
Carry on, Barry's gone, Barry's gone
As if nothing really matters, as the world's best rapper

[Verse 3: Lainy Louis & Big Tasty]
Too late I cannot unkick his face
My time has come I'll move into outer Space
Sent shivers down my spine I'm also from Mars
Bodies shaking all the time I forgot to mention that
Goodbye everybody I'm an ailen!
I've got to go and I can't go yo!
I've got to leave you all behind and face the truth I'll miss you rap city!

[Verse 4: Lainy Louis & Big Tasty]
Mama and so I sail pass the Moon
Goodby Rap City, I hope I see you all soon

[Verse 5: Big Tasty]
And so I pass into Hyperspace
Maybe you can follow me
Where I will be starting my own rap colony
Chocolate milk fountains on every street
And big golden statues of my murderous feet
I am Big Tasty, and I am no comedian!

[Outro: Big Tasty]
God of the universe
And also my bohemian, neh neh neh