[Verse 1: Anastasia Douglas as Adele]
There's a fight I'm having with this chair
Can't seem to move my bum from here to over there
Water glasses are strewn about the room
Got to make a plan to do the dishes soon

[Pre-Chorus: Anastasia Douglas as Adele]
This cocaine ninja is smashing dishes
My drummer was naughty so I made him face the wall
I need to get up, I need a shower
I can't right now

[Chorus: Anastasia Douglas as Adele]
Cuz I'm playing Angry Birds (playing angry birds)
(Hee-hee, hee, hee, hee)
Can't even stop to pee (can't even stop to pee)
(Gotta do a number three)
I have to get three stars
(Boomerang pelicans, exploding parakeets)
And I'm playing it
(Never seen a green pig)
In my sleep
(Bowling with my beak)

[Verse 2: Anastasia Douglas as Adele]
Red birds, yellow birds
And black ones that explode
Green pig a-holes gonna pay for what they stole
I've reset this level a hundred thousand times
This 99 cent app purchase is destroying my life

[Breakdown: Anastasia Douglas as Adele]
(I'm gonna squish you, you stole my eggs from me)
I see you laughing and bird harassing
(Your pigpen's gonna fall, I'm a kamikaze)
It used to be a game but now it's personal
(I'm gonna squish you, you stole my eggs from me)
My back is itching my neck is twitching
(Your pigpen's gonna fall, I'm a kamikaze)
I can't stop wishing

[Chorus: Anastasia Douglas as Adele]
I was an Angry Bird (wish I was an angry bird)
(I know it sounds absurd)
With feathers and a beak (feathers and a beak)
(Tweedle deedle deetly deet)
I just laid a golden egg (I just laid a golden egg)
(Feeling sick in the head)
Am I crazy or just free? (Now I'm finally free)
(to be what I wanna be)
Now I'm an Angry Bird
A bird that has no wings or feet
I'll crash your party with my head
And I'm aimin', aimin', aimin', sayin'
Whee!