[Verse 1: Nostalgia Critic]
On and on
I'm sick of moping, doping, and complaining
Well... not complaining, but
I think I'm done
On and on
So I killed Floss just for a sad ending
For a film I'm resenting

[Chorus]
The review must go on!
The review must go on!
The joke's gone on too long!
No more prententious songs
About love or destiny!
The review must go on!
The review must go on!

[Bridge: Chick]
I don't know why I'm still here
I'm simply killing time here
Maybe I'll get a sandwich from Subway

[Chorus: Nostalgia Critic]
The review must go on!
The review must go on!

[Verse 2: Nostalgia Critic, Chick, Elisa & Nella]
A BLT
Or ham and cheese
Perhaps for dessert, Dairy Queen
I'm done with these songs, they're all wrong
Not even gonna rhyme this last line
Although, you sort of did
Yes, that's true
And we're rhyming this one, too
That is also true
Think I'll watch Scooby-Doo
Oh, Jesus, shut up, you!
I've got some bitching to do
So what else is new?
Okay, we're getting to a close now!

[Outro: Nostalgia Critic, Chick, Nella & Elisa]
The review must go on!