[Verse 1]
Wake up in the morning feeling like Nick Jonas (Oh my gosh!)
I got my pixie sticks and hairbrush, this happens every day
I'm really lazy, all I do
It's sit and eat this cheese stick, my pants are on the ground
I think I'm going crazy

[PreChorus]
Talking Aunt Jemima on my toes, toes
Peter Griffin on my clothes, clothes
Chopsticks all up in my nose, nose
(Ouch, it's that blood?)
Taking my MySpace pic in the bathroom
Eating all of these pinchees
Turning into a hobo

[Chorus]
Let's punch Cap'n Crunch
Then we'll eat his face for lunch
Fly a kite, drink some Sprite
Till we go to sleep tonight, tick tock
Found a rock, gonna knock this poser's socks off
Woah, they're purple
Woah, woah
Let's punch Cap'n Crunch
Then we'll eat his face for lunch
Fly a kite
Drink Some Sprite
Till we go to sleep tonight
Tick Tock
Found a rock
Gonna knock this poser's socks off
Woah they're purple
Woah, woah

[Verse 2]
I just ordered a pizza
As well as 46 others
Cause my fridge was out of milk
So I talked about its mother
And my friends are lining up
Because they're waiting for their meal
I just opened up my toilet seat to Shaquille O'Neill

[PreChorus]
I got mad so I punched my van, van
I'm turning into a man, man
I started my very own clan, clan
Chew gum and stick it on a tree, tree
Just kidding, that could kill a bee, bee
Going on a killing spree
I shot my knee

[Chorus]
Let's punch Cap'n Crunch
Then we'll eat his face for lunch
Fly a kite
Drink Some Sprite
Till we go to sleep tonight
Tick Tock
Found a rock
Gonna knock this poser's socks off
Woah they're purple
Woah, woah
Let's punch Cap'n Crunch
Then we'll eat his face for lunch
Fly a kite
Drink Some Sprite
Till we go to sleep tonight
Tick Tock
Found a rock
Gonna knock this poser's socks off
Woah they're purple
Woah, woah

[Bridge]
My car smelled really bad
So I wore some plaid
I bought myself an air freshener
It's called Peachy Peach
But it smelled like an elf
So I threw it out
And tweeted all about it
My car smelled really bad
So I wore some plaid
I bought myself an air freshener
It's called Peachy Peach
But it smelled like an elf
So I threw it out
And tweeted all about it

Now I just restocked the fridge
I bought 1 percent

[Chorus]
Let's punch Cap'n Crunch
Then we'll eat his face for lunch
Fly a kite
Drink Some Sprite
Till we go to sleep tonight
Tick Tock
Found a rock
Gonna knock this poser's socks off
Woah they're purple
Woah, woah
Let's punch Cap'n Crunch
Then we'll eat his face for lunch
Fly a kite
Drink Some Sprite
Till we go to sleep tonight
Tick Tock
Found a rock
Gonna knock this poser's socks off
Woah they're purple
Woah, woah