Eyeball Kid Lyrics

Well, he was born without a body, not even a brow
I made the kid a promise, I made the kid a vow
He's not conventionally handsome, he'll never be tall
He said, "All you got to do is book me into Carnegie Hall"


Hoo

He's just a little bitty thing, he's just a little guy
But women go crazy for the big blue eye
"How does he dream, how does he think
When he can't even speak and he can't even blink?"

I said "Hail, hail, the Eyeball Kid"
Hail, hail, Eyeball Kid
Hail, hail, Eyeball Kid

Give it up and throw me down a couple of quid
Everybody wants to see the Eyeball Kid

Hoo

[auction chant, applause, "I'm a good boy"]

They say, "How does he dream, how does he think
When he can't even speak and he can't even blink?"
We're all lost in the wilderness, we're as blind as can be
He come down to teach us how to really see

Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

So give it up, throw me down a couple of quid
Everybody wants to see the Eyeball Kid

Give it up, throw me down a couple of quid
Everybody wants to see the Eyeball Kid

Give it up
Give it up
Give it up and throw me down a couple of quid
Everybody will want to see the Eyeball Kid

Eyeball Kid
Eyeball Kid
Ooh, Eyeball Kid

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Genius Annotation

Waits explains the origin in an interview:

The Eyeball Kid is a comic-book character. Actually, it was Nic Cage that reintroduced me to comic books. I hadn’t thought about comic books since I was a little kid, but he seemed to carry that mythology with him. It was inspiring to see him keep alive some of those principles that we associate with childhood, to the point where he named himself after Cage, the comic-book hero. But I was trying to imagine what it would be like for a person with an enormous eyeball for a head to be in show business. If Barnum & Bailey were still around, I imagine he would have thrown in with them. The tour would be sponsored by Visine or Bausch & Lomb. It’s a metaphor for people that get into show business, because they usually have some kind of family disturbance or are damaged in some way or another. I had a manager when I was a kid, I threw in with a guy named Herbie Cohen, who worked with Zappa. I wanted a big bruiser, the tough guy in the neighborhood, and I got it.

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Credits
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Bass Clarinet
Vocals
Percussion
Recorded At
Prairie Sun Recording, Cotati, California
Release Date
April 16, 1999
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