[Chorus]
I think today is the best day of my life
Gonna rent a bicycle and ride
Around the city, 'round the city from nine till five
I think today is the best day of my life
Fuck thinking 'bout the future all the time
If I'm alone, I'm alone and I don't mind

[Verse]
Movie stars in black and white pictures (Hm-mm)
Warm beer and Valium mixtures (Hm-mm)
Am I in a dream? Crazy as it seems

[Chorus]
I think today is the best day of my life
Saw a billboard, it said something like
"Everything, everything's gonna be alright", ah
I think today is the best day of my life
My girlfriend looked worried and asked me why
But I don't know, I don't know, so I didn't reply

[Post-Chorus]
Laying on thе car, you've got stars
I've got scars they don't see

[Outro]
I think today is thе best day of my life
Last night all I wanted to do was die
Right now, I'm happy to be alive