[Intro: Eminem & ToxiPlays]
Before I check the mic (Check the mic, one, two)
I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (This what it's come to, huh? Don't touch me)
Coronavirus in effect tonight (Haha, haha)
Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (Alright, man, alright)

[Verse 1: ToxiPlays & Eminem]
So I give now to Earth, then ya
Flip out the bird, then ya start Tweeting about me
Ever slip? I haven't heard, so I
Doubt the oppression
Clear out the questions
I'm 'bout to mention
Like, "Why you on Music to Be Buried By?" Why not?
You should be appreciating me adding to this fine art
It's supеr hot, now the time stop
Now that your eyеs caught, show you something that I got
Gifted on Christmas, yeah, the business is more like Guizot
Hold up, let me bring it back a little
To when she brought it back a little
Criminal that is tone deaf, can't hear you 'til you stack a little
Never supporting Ts, but I see that he could pack a skittle
Just like middle school me, running 'round, thinking he cracked the crystals
Yet the only one he grabbed was just for study, that
Boy down for anything, prob'ly making Tay Keith sad
That kid never had no sense, running out of money bad
Though his halo was intact, it was more a funny hat
Tell me, where your money at?
Don't worry about one e-app
(Fi-Fi-) Fire in the booth, someone get the bloody axe
Wet 'em up, call it ski mask, and yes, I do see that
So just like I threw the ball, let's stop running back, huh (Wait, what?)
This ain't no bowling but I strike with the pens, pens
Tell her, bye, girl (Bi girl), no KenKen (Brr, brr)
Keep repeating, I hurl like a broken engine
And then it's red hot, so I'm raising the roof like I've been in (Whoa-oh, *phone ringing*)
Better check that call, see who is the ringer
Better listen to the letter, otherwise I'm shoveling a (Shoveling a)
Daring rapper tonight (You)
Who let you crap on the mic? (Who?)
Ditched himself, uh, need help? Nah
With open arms, I'ma tell ya
Dude, I haven't seen you all year, quarantine been killing me
But now that y'all are all here, I'll allow you in this ring
Look, I spot your bands, the garage stands
But if I ever crossed my fans, I wash my hands

[Interlude: ToxiPlays, Eminem & Both]
*sighs*, now I have to do it (Motherfucker)
Happy birthday to— Fuck (C'mon!)

[Verse 2: ToxiPlays]
Okay, I will always be myself with no apologies (What?)
Dude, that's a paradox (Yuh), at least be honest, please
I will never use dishonest means (Nah), honestly
But just like old GD, if they take you, man, you're gonna speak
But you know how the G.O.A.T. things be, and they call me honest thief
How I'm diving in so sneakily, huh, call it Quanta-tease
Here we go with the gloating, these things never change, composite keys
And I'd do a lot to stop reliving my father's pleas
Father, please, let me breathe a minute (Wait)
Instru's mental, I been committed (Woah)
Going over the lethal liquid
Beat is flowing, I don't see a limit (Yuh)

[Interlude: ToxiPlays]
And I see these—, oh
C'mon, talk about irony

[Verse 3: ToxiPlays & Eminem]
Okay, let me break it down for ya
These voice memos sell so well
Something's ringing from me to you, the yellow bell
'Cause your time is up, yeah, time to spell farewell
Like I just put you back in order, tweeting, "LOL"
And don't think I blinked out the eyelids
Let me surprise ya with the prizes
Can't tell if the men I know is friend or foe
Tell the legends and my kids
That, I still thread carefully, so it all sells like hotcakes
If we ever meet, we ain't gon' cross well, like Haze
Ever since I flipped the (What?) beat, now they wanna fall sideways
Never escaping my gaze
Dude, I'm Toxi, so why play? (Why?)
They done went and spilt the (What?) beans
It's crazy how nowadays, they ignore every single (Nah) apology
Like, "My way or the highway"
My day? Well, I can't process
Done made so much progress
With this horror scene quarantine, me and **** done went and caused deaths
Tired of people treating me like an object they can't wrap their head around (Paper)
So I tell 'em "happy holidays, screw Nas X!" (Oh?)
But I sit in silence in candlelit environments
Slim and I always got people to criticize us (Wait)
My size is so good, they try to bite us, they really tried though (Yeah)
Then they try to bite the Savage like they Diddy's side ho (What?)
[Interlude: Eminem]
What the fuck? Hold on, wait
"I'm Diddy's side bitch?"
Oh, I'm still east side, bitch

[Verse 4: ToxiPlays]
So shouts to Zymic, Haze and Evan (Legends)
This beat is mythic, straight to heaven
Even when the critics say it's less, and
Y'all are still my top seven (What?), minus four
Call me old like a dinosaur (Yuh)
I won't pander with designer though
I'm a sly schemer going higher, bro (Higher)
Stop tryna push my buttons
Ain't nothing to put you in a crisis (It's an emergency, like)
All my albums sold out, though my rhymes is priceless (How?)
On the list, I'm the nicest, tell me someone who spitting like this (Can't)
'Cause when you on the mic, all I see is head scratching like lice is
Gonna catch up, guess I'm pasta
Friends that sabotage, yeah, you lost a (Thought you were my mate, for real, though)
Real one, now you're in the ocean, Sparta
Don't even say that I'm washed up (No)
That type of stuff will get blocked when we pop-up (Woo)
Be careful when you browsing our block, turn your lap top to hot stuff (For real)
If you tryna fight each team
You can try, not like we seen
You starting drama needlessly
Not like we will steam
Now I hope that the preteens learn something from "Toxi's Theme"
I'm not even dissing, just gon' tell 'em "Merry Christmas", like (Tox)

[Outro: Eminem & ToxiPlays]
Wait, why the beat cut off? (Why?)
Fuck it
Now that that's over with, *key press*