[Verse 1]
I moved up town
Don’t need the brown
Just a DVD player with surround sound
Looks good in the dark
Better in the light
He’s a man of peace
But sure knows how to win a fight

[Chorus]
I wanna be Tom Hardy [4x]

[Verse 2]
I heard he robbed a bank
And got away with it
He took 200 mushrooms
And didn’t even trip
He owns a Michelin star restaurant
But he never goes
'Cause nothing ever compared to beans on toast

[Chorus]
I wanna be Tom Hardy [4x]

He’s a Hollywood buzz
With mates like us

[Verse 3]
He played bass for the White Stripes
Then he quit the band
He can even play Jimi Hendrix
With one hand
He builds robots for N.A.S.A
He found a cure for cancer
His mum's a fit bellydancer
No he don’t need Jeeves for the answer

[Chorus]
I wanna be Tom Hardy [4x]

He’s a Hollywood buzz
With mates like us

He drives an MG
He’s just like me
He’s just like us

[Verse 4]
I heard turned down the role of Aragorn
'Cause he felt so sorry for Viggo Mortensen
He bought a cool pair of trainers from Oxfam
Swapped 'em with a gypo for a caravan
For a caravan

[Chorus]
I wanna be Tom Hardy [13x]