Mr. White's Cannon of Literature and Legos

Every book is a children's book if the kid can read! -- Mitch Hedberg

Novels

Alan Moore
   Voice of the Fire

Bram Stoker
   Dracula

C.S. Lewis
   Chronicles of Narnia

Don Delillo
   Cosmopolis
   Mao II

Douglas Adams
   Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy

Haruki Murakami
   Hardboiled Wonderland
   The Strange Library

J.R.R. Tolkien
   Roverandom

John Steinbeck
   Cannery Row
   East of Eden
   The Moon is Down
   The Red Pony
   Sweet Thursday
   Tortilla Flat
Joseph Conrad
   Heart of Darkness

Joyce Carol Oates
   First Love
   The Falls

Lewis Carroll
   Alice in Wonderland

L. Frank Baum
   Ozma of Oz
   The Marvelous Land of Oz
   The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

Miguel de Cervantes
   Don Quixote

Mishima Yukio
   The Sound of Waves
   Patriotism

Natsume Soseki
   Kokoro

Norton Juster
   The Phantom Tollbooth
Orson Scott Card
   Ender’s Game
   Speaker for the Dead

Philip K. Dick
   Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
   The Man in the High Castle
   Radio Free Albemuth
   Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch
   VALIS

Robert Anton Wilson
   The Illumatus! Trilogy
   The Schrodinger's Cat Trilogy

Robert Heinlein
   Starship Troopers

Robert Louis Stevenson
   Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
   Treasure Island

Sheridan LeFanu
   In A Glass Darkly

Shirley Jackson
   The Haunting of Hill House

Short Stories

Franz Kafka
   “The Metamorphosis”
George Elliot
   The Lifted Veil

Grimm's Fairy Tales

Haruki Murakami
   Blind Willow, Sleeping Woman

H.P. Lovecraft
   “Dunwhich Horror”
   “The Colour Out of Space”
   “Music of Erich Zann”
   “Call of Cthulhu”

H.G. Wells
   “The Red Room”

Jack Kerouac
   On the Road

James Joyce
   “Araby”

J.K. Huysmans
   La Bas

Jorge Luis Borges
   Labyrinths
   The Book of Imaginary Beings

Joyce Carol Oates
   “Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been?”
   “The Journey”

Ken Kesey
   Little Tricker the Squirrel Meets Big Double the Bear

Oscar Wilde
   The Picture of Dorian Gray

Tanith Lee
   The Secret Books of Paradys I & II

Poetry

Allen Ginsberg
   Howl
   Kaddhis

Andrew Marvell
   The Complete Poems

Arthur Rimbaud
   Complete Works

Basho
   Narrow Road to the Interiot

Beowulf

Don Marquis
   archy and mehitabel

E.E. Cummings
   Collected Poems
Emily Dickinson
   Complete Works

Ezra Pound
   The Cantos

Federico Garcia Lorca
   Collected Poems

Geoffrey Chaucer
   The Canterbury Tales

Gerard de Nerval
   "El Desdichado"

Homer
   The Iliad
   The Odyssey

John Donne
   Complete English Poems

Juvenal
   The Sixteen Satires

Lenore Kandel
   Collected Poems

Ovid
   The Metamorphoses

Paul Verlaine
   Selected Poems

Robert Louis Stevenson
   A Child's Garden of Verses

Ryokan
   Dewdrops on a Lotus Leaf

Saint John of the Cross
   "Dark Night of the Soul"

Sappho
   A New Translation by Mary Barnard

Sei Shonagon
   The Pillow Books

T.S. Eliot
   The Waste Land
   The Love Song of Alfred J. Prufrock

The Penguin Book of Romantic Poetry

Virgil
   The Aenid

W.B. Yeats
   Complete Works

Plays

Alfred Jarry
   Ubu Roi

David Edgar
   Continental Divide: Mother’s Against
   Continental Divide: Daughters of the Revolution

Federico Garcia Lorca
   Yerma
   Blood Wedding
   The House of Bernarda Alba

Joseph Heller
   Catch-22
   We Bombed in New Haven

Lionel Bart
   Oliver!

Meredith Wilson
   The Music Man
   Unsinkable Molly Brown

Plautus
   The Rope and Other Plays

Robert E. Sherwood
   Idiot’s Delight

Samuel Beckett
   Waiting for Godot
   Krapp’s Last Tape

Sophocles
   Oedipus Cycle

Tony Kushner
   Angels in America

Tristan Tzara
   The Gas Heart

T.S. Eliot
   Murder in the Cathedral

William Shakespeare
   The Complete Works

Non-Fiction

Bart D. Erhman
   Lost Scriptures

bell hooks
   Teaching to Transgress
   Teaching Critical Thinking

The Bible

Caitlin Moran
   How to Be a Woman

Charlotte Chandler
   Hello, I Must Be Going

Dick Gregory
   “Autobiography”
   No More Lies

From Mouse to Mermaid

H.A. Rey
   The Stars

Haruki Murakami
   Underground

H.G. Wells
   Little Wars
H.P Lovecraft
   Supernatural Horror in Literature

Sir James Frazier
   The Golden Bough

Jacques Lacan
   Ecrits
Jean Baudrillard
   Fatal Strategies
   Simulacra and Simulation
   Screened Out

John Donne
   Devotions upon Emergent Occasions

Joseph Campbell
   Myths to Live By
   The Power of Myth
   The Hero with a Thousand Faces

Lao Tzu
   Tao Teh King
Lewis Carroll
   Symbolic Logic

The Mouse that Roared

Paul Fussell
   Class: A Guide Through the American Status System
   The Great War and Modern Memory

Pete Townshend
   Who I Am

Saint Teresa of Avila
   Interior Castles

Slavoj Zizek
   Zizek’s Jokes
   The Year of Dreaming Dangerously

Terry Deary
   Horrible Histories Series

Tony Fletcher
   Moon

Zhuang Zhou
   Zhuangzi

Comics

Alejandro Jodorowsky
   Incal / Final Incal / After Incal
   Pietrolino

Allan Moore
   Promethea
   Watchmen

Berke Breathed
   Bloom County
   Opus
   Outland

Bill Watterson
   Calvin & Hobbes

Carl Barks
   Donald Duck

Charles M. Shulz
   Peanuts

E.C. Comics:
   Mad Magazine
   Incredible Science Fiction
      #33: Judgement Day
   Tales from the Crypts
   Weird Fantasy

George Herriman
   Krazy Kat

Walt Kelly
   Pogo

Music

Albums

Babyshambles
   Down in Albion
   Sequel to the Prequel
   Shotter's Nation

The Beatles
   Abbey Road
   Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
   The White Album

Carl Barat
   Carl Barat

The Coup
   Pick a Bigger Weapon
   Sorry to Bother You

Curtis Mayfield
   Superfly

David Bromberg
   How Late'll Ya Play Til? Vol. I & II

Emerson, Lake, and Palmer
   Brain Salad Surgery
   Pictures at an Exhibition
   Welcome Back My Friends to the Show That Never Ends... Ladies and Gentlemen

Franz Ferdinand
   Tonight: Franz Ferdinand
   You Could Have it So Much Better

Hawkwind
   Hall of the Mountain Grill
   Quark, Strangeness, and Charm

Jimi Hendrix
   Band of Gypies
   Electric Ladyland

Joy Division
   Closer
   Unknown Pleasures

The Kinks
   Village Green Preservation Society

The Libertines
   The Libertines
   Up the Bracket

Love (with Arthur Lee)
   Forever Changes
   Four Sail

MC5
   Kick out the Jams

The Melvins
   The Bride Screamed Murder
   Freak Puke (as Melvins Lite)
   Lysol

Miles Davis
   Kind of Blue
   Live-Evil
   Tribute to Jack Johnson
   Tutu
   Sketches of Spain

Nirvana
   Bleach

Steely Dan
   A Decade of Steely Dan

T. Rex
   Dandy in the Underworld
   Electric Warrior
   The Slider
   Unicorn

The Tubes
   Backwards Completion Principle
   Remote Control

The Who
   Quadrophenia
   Tommy

Songs

Al Wilson
   The Snake

B.B. King
   How Blue Can You Get?
   Riding with the King
   The Thrill is Gone

Bobby “Blue” Bland
   Turn On Your Love Light

Bob Dylan
   Tangled Up in Blue
   Like a Rolling Stone
   Ballad of a Thin Man
   Desolation Row

Dobie Gray
   Drift Away
   The In Crowd

Edwin Starr
   War
   H.A.P.P.Y. Radio

Frank Wilson
   Do I Love You? Indeed I Do.

Happy Mondays
   24 Hour Party People

Ian Drury and the Blockheads
   Hit Me with Your Rhythm Stick
   Spasticus Autisticus

John Cage
   4’33”
Nu Shooz
   I Can’t Wait

Rolling Stones
   You Can’t Always Get What You Want
   Sympathy for the Devil
   19th Nervous Breakdown
   Get Of of My Cloud


Sly & The Family Stone
   Everyday People
   Thank You Falletinme Be Mice Elf Agin

Miscellaneous (mainly Opera and Symphonies)

Edvard Grieg
   Peer Gynt, Op. 23

Leo Strauss
Die Fliedermaus

Ludwig Van Beethoven
   5th Symphony
   9th Symphony

Modest Mussorgsky
   Night on Bare Mountain
   Pictures at an Exhibition

Richard Wagner
   Der fliegende Hollander
   Der Ring des Nibelungen:
      Das Rheingold
      Die Walkure
      Siegfried
      Gotterdammerung
   Tristan und Isolde

Movies

Across the Universe
Alejandro Jodorowsky
   El Topo
   Fando y Lis
   The Holy Mountain
   Santa Sangre

Alfred Hitchcock
   North by Northwest
   Rear Window
   Rebecca
   Rope
   Spellbound
   Vertigo

Billy Wilder
   The Apartment
   Casino Royale
   The Seven Year Itch
   Some Like it Hot
   Sunset Boulevard

The Blues Brothers

Boots Riley
   Sorry to Bother You

Maya Deren
At Land
Meshed of the Afternoon

East of Eden

Giant

House of Wax

Ingmar Berman
   The Silence
   Through a Glass, Darkly
   Winter Light

Luis Bunuel
   El Bruto
   Simon of the Desert
   That Obscure Object of Desire
   The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie
   The Exterminating Angel
   The Phantom of Liberty
   Un Chien Andalou
   Viridiana

Marx Brothers
   A Day at the Races
   A Night at the Opera
   A Night in Casablanca
   At the Circus
   Animal Crackers
   The Coconuts
   Duck Soup
   Horse Feathers
   Love Happy
   Monkey Business

Mel Brooks
   Blazing Saddles
   History of the World, Part I
   The Producers
   Robin Hood: Men in Tights
   Spaceballs

Monty Python
   Life of Brian
   The Meaning of Life
   Monty Python and the Holy Grail

The Muppet Movie

On the Waterfront

Orson Welles
Citizen Cane
Touch of Evil
F for Fake

Preston Sturges
   Hail the Conquering Hero
   The Lady Eve
   The Palm Beach Story
   Sullivan's Travels

Quadrophenia

Sam Raimi
   Evil Dead
   Evil Dead II
   Army of Darkness

Stigmata

Sun Ra
   Space is the Place

To Be or Not To Be (Both Versions)

Dziga Vertov
Man With A Movie Camera

Television

Big Train

Community

Dr. Who

Green Acres

Home Movies

Monty Python’s Flying Circus

Nathan Barley

Requiem for a Heavyweight

The Simpsons

Spaced

The Red Skelton Show

The X Files

Twilight Zone

Twin Peaks

Lego Sets

010: Basic Building Set
011: Basic Building Set
070: Universal Building Set
245: Two Santas
305: Two Crater Plates
306: Two Lunar Landing Plates
312: Cargo Ship
347: Fire Station
355: Town Center Set with Roadways
375: Castle
442: Space Shuttle
602: Firetruck
814: Baseplates, Green, Red and Yellow
855: Mobile Crane
918: One Man Space Ship
1194: Birthday Table Set
1463: Treasure Cart
1701: Mini Box, 3+
1704: Unanamed
1713: Shipwrecked Pirate
2541: Adventurers Car
2879: Desert Expedition
2995: Adventurers Car
2996: Adventurers Tomb
4226: Freestyle Bucket
6125: Sea Sprint 9
6199: Hydro Crystallisation Station
6243: Brickbeard’s Bounty
6253: Shipwreck Hideout
6706: Frontier Patrol
6712: Sheriff’s Showdown
6716: Covered Wagon
6762: Fort Legorado
6765: Gold City Junction
6833: Beacon Tracer
7770: Deep Sea Treasure Hunter
10700: 32x32 Green Baseplate
67076: Dark Draon’s Den