[Verse 1: Wilbur Soot]
Life isn't quite what I thought I’d be
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm twenty-six and I work in an office
Nine till five’s not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him

[Chorus: Wilbur Soot]
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn’t mean I can’t pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend’s an arsehole
(Woo)

[Verse 2: Wilbur Soot, Yung Tripp]
And yeah, I've met Jared (Of course I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
But don't think this the end
’Cause I'm always gon' be chasin' you
Through the night and the day, I'ma be thinkin' of you
I'ma think all the time of how great you were
And everything I've missed out on, baby girl, I can't
This hurts soo much
When I'm in my dust
Man, I can't get out
If I could ask you one more thing
I would ask you out again
'Cause I miss you, amen

[Bridge: Wilbur Soot, Chevy]
She's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream) (Oh, yes she is)
Oh, she's living the dream (Yung trip)
From back when we were seventeen (Seventeen)
She's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were seventeen

[Verse 3: Wilbur Soot]
How on earth could I be saved?
When I'm one click away from insane
I just think that I deserve
A little bit of what I earned
I'm not gonna make another scene
The one I made when I was twenty-three
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World

[Chorus: Wilbur Soot, Yung Tripp]
But he's in your bed, and I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
'Cause even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
Yes he is
Oh-oh-oh, yes he is
Love you, baby girl
Only if you love me
Only if you love me
If you promise to love me
'Til the end of time
Yeah. yeah. whoa-oh

[Outro: Wilbur Soot, Chevy, Both]
I think about you every day (Every day)
So how on earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (He's really fine as hell)
'Cause you're beauty
And you're grace (And you're grace)
Your telephone calls are my favourite place
And I want you to notice me
With no restraining order, please (Jason Derulo)
I want you to care
I want to smell your hair