Her make poo-poo ca-ca? Da-da change your didee
— from ‘97 Bonnie and Clyde (Just the Two of Us) by Eminem

“Didee” is diaper (this is not slang, but rather goo goo ga ga speak)

Could you imagine having your diaper changed by the Assman himself??

And now these hoes are on my line
Like Sally Mae on college checks
— from Look In The Mirror (Remix) by Yo Gotti

Girls are looking to Wale for $$$, just as students look to the Student Loan Management Corporation (aka corrupt-ass Sally Mae) for student loans

Q: Are these girls going to have to pay Wale a steep 8.5% interest rate when they graduate from “Wale U.”?

A nigga suited fresh like I’m headed to the ball
— from GOOD Friday by Kanye West

Check out Big Sean’s G Ride:

But tell me where the fuck you found a anorexic rapper?
— from Real Muthaphuckkin G’s by Eazy-E

Snoop is a slim & dapper rapper (where do all the munchies go I wonder?)

This is the season
To let the real motherfuckin' G’s in
— from Real Muthaphuckkin G’s by Eazy-E

Ready now, here we go, on the count of three
One, two, three, whee! (woosh!)
— from ‘97 Bonnie and Clyde (Just the Two of Us) by Eminem

Hailie playfully helps Marshall dispose of the body of her own dead mother

The GOOD NEWS for Hailie is that her mom won’t be around to nag in the teen years

The Dynasty like my money last 3 lifetimes
— from Diamonds From Sierra Leone (Remix) by Kanye West

“The Dynasty” – another name for all of the artists affiliated with Jay-Z – will last 3 lifetimes, as has Jay’s career (he’s had 3 albums called In My Lifetime.. get it?)

Knock knock, who’s there? Killa Cam, Killa who?
Killa Cam, hustler, grinder, guerilla true
— from Gone by Kanye West

Vintage Cam recycling childhood (here it’s knock-knock jokes, elsewhere from cartoons

The punchline: Cam'ron is a guerilla of the hood (not to be confused with gorilla of the hood)

See me at the airport, at least 20 Louis
— from Gone by Kanye West

Kanye doesn’t travel light, and he uses Louis Vuitton luggage (appropriate for the self-proclaimed “Louis Vuitton Don”)

Personally, I’d be willing to pay not to have to carry around this girly-ass luggage

You a big L, and I ain’t talkin ‘bout Cool J
— from Gone by Kanye West

LL Cool J stands for “Ladies Love Cool James” – but YOU are just Loser Loser (gotta assume he’s not dissing Big L here – poo, poo, poo)