[Verse 1:]
The match is crackin' down a little early tonight
I am fully expecting to cause quite a fright
In the minds and hearts of children the world around
I am the best man to ever make a sound
Every single thing that exits your mouth
Is pure baloney and I will take it south
To the deepest and darkest corners of hell
Where it will rot and scream and yell

[Chorus:]
Everybody fears my name when they hear it, ya heard?
Everybody runs away 'cause they fear it, ya heard?
Everybody dances to my sick-ass beats, ya heard?
Everybody knows I'm no one to defeat, ya heard?

[Verse 2:]
Like a WWE wrestler
I will smash you in the head with a chair
Like a WWE wrestler
I will slam you against the ground
I know that you are scared of me
That is okay, that's the way it should be
No one has ever not been afraid
When they drink lemonade

[Chorus:]
Everybody fears my name when they hear it, ya heard?
Everybody runs away 'cause they fear it, ya heard?
Everybody dances to my sick-ass beats, ya heard?
Everybody knows I'm no one to defeat, ya heard?

[Verse 3:]
You can call me Pink Floyd because I Wish You Were Here
So that I could shoot you in the ear
And you can call me Led Zeppelin because Your Time Is Gonna Come
When I destroy your ego and shoot your eardrum
And you can call me The Who because I Won't Get Fooled Again
By your stupid garbage rhymes and your silly weapons
And you can call me King Crimson because I Talk to the Wind
That's not really relevant, but anyway, I will win

[Chorus:]
Everybody fears my name when they hear it, ya heard?
Everybody runs away 'cause they fear it, ya heard?
Everybody dances to my sick-ass beats, ya heard?
Everybody knows I'm no one to defeat, ya heard?