[Verse 1: HOAXXX]
Life is exactly what I'd thought it'd be
When I was a kid watching Twitch TV
And I saw you growing up
School goin' bad, I can't give a fuck
He is no good, I'm not too bothered
His mental health ain't good, I'll be honest
Don't wanna change a single thing
I wanna make sure it's not him

[Chorus: HOAXXX]
But I'm in your bed
And he's in your Twitch chat
You know he's useless
He's just a bit mad
'Cause I know I've got social skills
To be with you, he'd get me killed
I'm tellin' you to just block him
'Cause he's just a bit manipulative
Oh-oh, your ex-boyfriend's an arsehole (Woo!)

[Verse 2: HOAXXX]
I wouldn't say internet is the solution
He's just crazy, that's the conclusion
Wе hit it off instantly
I mean, I love you unconditionally
He's seen my jawlinе, shoulders, and muscles
Don't push against my fashion sense
He's just very rude to you
He called you a whore?

[Bridge: HOAXXX, Chevy]
'Cause we're livin' the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
'Cause we're livin' the dream
The dream we've had since 17
'Cause we're livin' the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
'Cause we're livin' the dream
The dream we've had since 17

[Verse 3: HOAXXX]
I asked you out when I was brave
I was one click away from insane
I just think that I deserve
A little bit of what I earned
Not gonna make a scene like he did
I feel like we're just cohesive
I mean, we are allowed in Disney World

[Chorus: HOAXXX]
But I'm in your bed
And he's in your Twitch chat
You know he's useless
He's just a bit mad
'Cause I know I've got social skills
To be with you, he'd get me killed
I'm tellin' you to just block him
'Cause he's just a bit manipulative
Oh-oh, your ex-boyfriend's an arsehole

[Outro: Wilbur Soot, Chevy, Wilbur Soot & Chevy, HOAXXX]
I think about you every day (Every day)
So how on Earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (He's really fine as hell)
'Cause you're beauty
And you're grace (You're grace)
Your telephone calls are my favourite place
And I want you to notice me
With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo)
I want you to care
I want to smell your hair
I fucking told you, please, just- Just block him, block him already