The Vagina Song
Bloodhound Gang Lyrics


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Some of them are hairy, Some of them are bald
Some are kind of scary, And this is what they're called
VagiHaaaina!(vagina)
VagaHoooo!(vagina)
They call that thing..vagina
Some belong to virgins, They're really tight and strong
But big or small i love em'all
That's why i sing my song!
VagiHaaaina!(vagina)
VagaHoooo!(vagina)
They call that thing..vagina
Vagina!
Some of them are smelly, Like clams and fish and such
Some smell like a summer's eve cause they've been douched too much
VagiHaaaina!(vagina)
VagaHoooo!(vagina)
They call that thing..vagina
VagiHaaaina!(vagina)
VagaHoooo!(vagina)
They call that thing..vagina
Nothing could be finer than to be in a vagina, in the morning

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Bloodhound Gang's song The Vagina Song are a playful and somewhat crude ode to the female genitalia. The first verse establishes that vaginas can come in different shapes and sizes, using imagery that is both humorous and a little bit scary. The chorus, which repeats the words "VagiHaaaina" and "VagaHoooo," serves to emphasize the pride and enthusiasm that the singer feels about vaginas. The second verse adds a touch of social commentary, noting that some vaginas belong to virgins and that they come in different states of cleanliness. Finally, the third verse delivers the punchline of the song, declaring that "nothing could be finer than to be in a vagina, in the morning."


Line by Line Meaning

Some of them are hairy, Some of them are bald
There is variability in pubic hair on vaginas - some have hair and some don't.


Some are kind of scary, And this is what they're called
Some vaginas may look frightening to some people, but they are just called vaginas


VagiHaaaina!(vagina)
This is another word for vagina


VagaHoooo!(vagina)
This is another word for vagina


They call that thing..vagina
This line further emphasizes that the song is about vaginas.


Some belong to virgins, They're really tight and strong
Some vaginas belong to virgins and are tight and strong due to lack of previous sexual activity


But big or small i love em'all That's why i sing my song!
Regardless of the size, the singer loves all vaginas


Some of them are smelly, Like clams and fish and such
Vaginas can have a distinct smell, sometimes similar to seafood


Some smell like a summer's eve cause they've been douched too much
Some vaginas are perfumed due to excessive use of feminine hygiene products


VagiHaaaina!(vagina)
This is another word for vagina


VagaHoooo!(vagina)
This is another word for vagina


They call that thing..vagina
This line reiterates that the song is about vaginas.


Nothing could be finer than to be in a vagina, in the morning
The singer expresses the pleasure of being inside a vagina in a humorous and exaggerated way




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@davidwagner4746

37 yrs old and bloodhound gang still has a place within the soul to be jammed out to for real 👍

@skait174

DUDE! 36 here and this song RANDOMLY popped in my head and i couldn't even remember where it was from 😅
i was watching a vid about Independent trucks and how they're not as good now and my brain sang, "Chiiiiina!" and i was like where is that from??😂

@JT_Grogan

Jimmy Pop's wordplay is underrated

@alishahiroko

It really is! He is clever.

@jeffreytoman5202

No doubt

@joshwilley3173

Oh fo sho

@onewon1007

He's really good, just a bit mono tonish.

@mavris1

Incredibly underrated

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@czardeaner7713

This song was why my mom broke this cd in half.

@iamgroot4080

Just don't show her this video, or she will break the internet

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