You must die
Bloodhound Gang Lyrics

I hope ya flip some guy the bird
I wish that you would rudely gesture towards someone driving a car and anger them.

He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve
As a result of your rude gesture towards the other driver, they recklessly cut you off and force you to move out of the way.

In front of the Beatles' tour bus
During your swerve, you mistakenly end up in front of the famous Beatles' tour bus.

A Bookmobile and a Mack truck
With the Beatles' tour bus being just one of the many vehicles in the road, you also end up dodging a bookmobile and a large Mack truck.

Hauling hazardous biological waste
To make matters worse, the Mack truck is carrying dangerous, toxic materials.

The light turns red you have no brakes
As you approach a red traffic light, you suddenly realize your brakes have malfunctioned.

And 'Hard Copy' gets it all on tape
The incident is recorded by a news crew from the television show 'Hard Copy'.

So you can see the look on your face
You watch the aftermath of the incident and see the panic and fear on your own face.

I hope your Pinto begins to spin
In a different scenario, I hope your car spins out of control dangerously.

Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran
As your car spins out of control, it hits and injures a disabled veteran who fought in the Vietnam war.

Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize Winner
To make matters worse, your car also hits and kills a Nobel Peace Prize recipient.

And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner
Additionally, your car crashes into a family of orphans who were in the middle of enjoying their Christmas meal.

Perhaps even the British Royal Family
In an even more unlikely scenario, your car crashes and takes out members of the British Royal Family.

And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy
To add salt to the wound, your car also kills a Rabbi who is holding a bottle-fed puppy.

And we can't forget the newlyweds
In yet another scenario, your car crashes into a newlywed couple.

And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead
Lastly, your car also crashes into a group of children with muscular dystrophy, who are known as Jerry's Kids.

I hope this helps to emphasize
My previous statements were all just examples to drive home the point of my intentions.

I hope your cellmate thinks he's God
I wish that you are incarcerated and your cellmate has a god complex.

But C.N.N. refer to him as 'Bowling Ball Bag Bob'
Despite his grandiose view of himself, the public knows him as the less than flattering nickname 'Bowling Ball Bag Bob', which is broadcasted on the news network C.N.N.

Serving time again for abuse of a corpse
Your cellmate is in prison again for mistreatment of a dead body.

Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse
The victim in your cellmate's current crime is a large Clydesdale horse.

While he masturbates to photos of livestock
In his free time, your cellmate pleasures himself to pictures of farm animals.

He does the 'Silence of the Lambs' dance to Christian Rock
Your cellmate has a disturbing love for the movie 'Silence of the Lambs' and dances to Christian rock music.

Eats feces and quotes from 'Deliverance'
Your cellmate also has a habit of consuming excrement and quoting from the movie 'Deliverance'.

And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince
Your cellmate has an imaginary friend named Vince, with whom he often argues.

I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson
If you were to find yourself in this situation, my wish is that your cellmate would wear a sinister grin similar to that of actor Jack Nicholson.

And forces you to play a game called 'Balls On Chin'
Your cellmate also engages you in a grotesque game he calls 'Balls On Chin'.

And whatever happens next is all a blur
The events that follow are hazy due to the traumatic nature of the situation.

But you remember 'fist' can be a verb
You do, however, still recall the violent and forceful actions of your cellmate.

And when you finally regain consciousness
Eventually, you come back to consciousness.

You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress
You wake up to find yourself in a wedding dress, bound and unable to speak.

And the prison guard looks the other way
The prison guard who should be watching over you, is conveniently and intentionally ignoring the situation.

'Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day
This guard is the same driver you offended by expressing a rude gesture towards him previously.

I hope this helps to emphasize
Once again, I repeat that these lyrics are intended to display my desire for your demise.

I hope this helps to clarify
This song is straightforward and simple in its meaning: I hope that you die.

I hope you die
The title and repeated line of the song is the ultimate and undeniable truth of the artist's intention.