THAT'S CRAZY
P. Diddy Lyrics

Why'all ain't ready (The saga continues)
We're still going strong and you can't keep up.

Tootsie rolls (We still here)
We're still thriving in the game.

Yo, PD, Bad Boy, Alumni, BR
We represent the Bad Boy Family.

I had this bad bitch uptown, she was WHOA (THAT'S CRAZY)
I once dated a really attractive woman.

Almost had me pushing up daisies (THAT'S CRAZY)
She almost killed me.

Ask a made nigga the keys to the crip (THAT'S CRAZY)
Asking a gangster for entrance to their territory is insane.

Just came home from doing a bid (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Just got out of prison.

Now how you ain't gon' change the locks? (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Leaving a person with a criminal past access to your home is reckless.

Didn't sit there and call the cops (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Not taking preventative measures by contacting the police is foolish.

Got in bout the back door LIKE WHOA (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
They entered the home via the rear entrance in a sudden, surprising manner.

Hop in an Excursion with sixteen wheels (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Getting into an enormous vehicle for transportation is wild.

Yeah you love it how we huggin' the curb (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
You admire the driver's ability to carefully maneuver the vehicle.

Plus it's jumpin' off up in the spot (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
The party/event is lively and exciting.

Boobie cat, lapdance for kid (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
A woman is performing a sexually suggestive dance.

Plus the spinal chick put in the bid (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
A woman with an attractive figure is vying for attention.

Now the driver smoking chron' (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
The driver is using drugs while operating the vehicle.

If he crash, then we all gone (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
A car accident could be fatal for everyone in the vehicle.

Fuck it, pump the sound to ten (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Let's turn the music up to a very high volume.

Catch BR on the cover of Spin (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Catch me on the cover of a popular music magazine.

Man, it's alright, on tight
It's okay, just hold on.

Watch out, pushing on tonight, it's crazy
Be careful, it's going to be a wild night.

Don't hold back, I'ma put it where it's suppose to be at
Don't hesitate, I will put everything in its proper place.

And that's non-stop, party-hoppin', it's on
We're going to party and have a good time without stopping.

You had the nerve to say I had a gun (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
You accused me of carrying a weapon.

Man for twelve years I had to run (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
I had to evade authorities for over a decade.

And ain't a threat on my family, dogg (THAT'S CRAZY)
There is no danger to my loved ones.

Courthouse got my name in the log (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
My name is in the courthouse's records.

And ain't my name Sean John? (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Isn't my name Sean John?

Or about the movie star chick on my arm (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
What about the attractive celebrity I'm dating?

Even had foul shit to say to my moms (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
You even insulted my mother.

They even called the office to say it's a bomb (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
They even made a bomb threat to our office.

But yet, am I suppose to be so calm? (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
But am I supposed to just remain calm during all of this?

Happy, smiley, I killed them with the charm (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
With my charisma, I was able to win them over.

Yeah, looked like it wasn't nuttin' wrong (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
It appeared as if there was nothing wrong.

That's how it is when you in the game so long (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
That's just how it is when you're in the industry for a long time.

Man, we been had the keys to the six (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
We've had access to luxury vehicles for a long time.

From now on, it's no Puff, just Diddy (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
I'm changing my stage name from Puff to Diddy.

Man, New York never looked so pretty (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
New York City looks really good.

Can't picture NY without no Diddy (OH THAT'S CRAZY), oh no!
It's hard to imagine New York City without me.

Yo, how Dep ain't on, that's crazy (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
It's unbelievable that G. Dep hasn't made it big in the music industry.

Man, I wouldn't miss this if they paid me (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
I wouldn't miss this event for any amount of money.

Come through, man, parkin' lot (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Meet me in the parking lot.

Fuck cops, we watch the block (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
We don't like the police, so we watch the neighborhood ourselves.

Yo, we hustle when them cameras is hittin' (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
We work hard when the media is present.

I did a bitch, still puttin' my bidness (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
I had sexual relations with a woman, but still conducting business.

Shit, it's hard to get one red cent (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
It's really difficult to make any money at all.

And they charging us high ass rent (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
We're being charged a ridiculous amount of money for rent.

Now my back pocket starting to leak (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
My wallet is starting to get holes in it.

Somebody get this nigga something to eat (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Someone please get this man some food.

I got a meal when I signed my deal (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
I made a lot of money when I signed my record deal.

Bunch of dreams, planes, and automobiles (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
I now have the means to fulfill my wildest dreams.

Now the bank don' sketched on my crib (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
The bank is now attempting to foreclose on my home.

Now the boobies got a G-Dep fetish (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Women are drawn to me because of my popularity.

Thousand dollar honies givin' me leather (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Attractive women are giving me expensive gifts.

Over-respect due to "Let's Get It" (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
My song "Let's Get It" has brought me a lot of attention and respect.

Now the moral of the story is what? (THAT'S CRAZY)
What is the lesson of this tale?

Exception, CO, doing the streets (THAT'S CRAZY)
I am an anomaly, a correctional officer who is successful in the music industry.

Some chicken won't even give me the digits (THAT'S CRAZY)
Some women won't even give me their phone number.

Sure paper, slide off with them midgets (THAT'S CRAZY)
I'm making a lot of money, and small-time hustlers can't keep up.

Talk about the feds made you snitch (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
People are accusing me of cooperating with the authorities.

How you gon' hate what made you rich? (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
How can you hate the thing that made you wealthy?

Life Stories, shit, it ain't goin' gold (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
My album "Life Stories" isn't selling as well as I hoped.

Man, we scanned two million of those (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
However, we were still able to sell two million copies.

Now you don't got Permanant Scars (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
You don't have to worry about permanent damage.

You know, bank or papi are (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
You know, I'm either making a lot of money or spending a lot of money.

Lights, camera, action, I'm a star (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
I'm the center of attention when the cameras are rolling.

Like yesterday, I broke a nigga's car (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Just yesterday, I damaged someone's car.

Now sittin', endless cash (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Now I have an endless supply of money.

Bad Boy, got the game in a smash (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
The Bad Boy Family dominates the music industry.

Fuck around and put a foot in your ass (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
Be careful, or we might hurt you.

See, I'm thirsty, still lookin' for cash (OH THAT'S CRAZY)
I'm still hungry for success and money.