Anything Goes
Phil Woods Lyrics


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Times have changed
And we've ofter rewound the clock
Since the puritans got a shock
When they landed on Plymouth rock
If today any shock they might try to stem
'Stead of landing of Plymouth rock
Plymouth rock would land on them
In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking
But now God knows
Anything goes

Good authors to
Who once knew better words
Now only use four letter words
Writing prose
Anything goes

If driving fast cars you like
If low bars you like
If old hymns you like
If bare limbs you like
If Mae West you like
Or me undressed you like
Why nobody will oppose

When every night
The set thats smart
Is intruding on nudist parties
In studios
Anything goes

When Mrs. Ned McClean God bless her
Can get Russian reds to yes her
Than I suppose
Anything goes

When Rockafeller still can hoard
Enough money to let Max Gordon
Produce his shows
Anything goes

The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today
And black's white today
And days night today
And that gent today
You gave a cent today
Once owned several chateaux

When folks
Who still can ride in Jitney's
Find out Vanderbilts and Whitney's
Lack baby clo'es
Anything goes

When Sam Goldwyn
Can with great conviction
Instruct Anna Sten in diction
Than Anna shows
Anything goes

When you hear that
Lady Mendl standing up
Now turns a handspring landing up
On her toes
Anything goes

Just think of those shocks you've got
And those knocks you've got
And those blues you've got
From those news you've got
And those pains you've got
(if any brains you've got)
From those little radios

So Mrs. R.
With all her trimmin's
Can broadcast a bed from Simmon's




Cause Franklin knows
Anything goes

Overall Meaning

The song "Anything Goes" by Phil Woods is a commentary on the changing times and societal norms from the past to present day. The lyrics reference the shock that the Puritans experienced when they landed on Plymouth Rock, but notes that if they did so today, Plymouth Rock would land on them, signifying the barbarism of contemporary society. The song goes on to state that even in writing, authors have forsaken their mastery of language to only use vulgar language. The lyrics also mention that driving fast cars, liking low bars or old hymns, and exposing bare limbs are all accepted, and even encouraged in some circles. The song notes that even the wealthy and powerful tycoon Rockefeller can hoard enough money to fund a show producer like Max Gordon, and the world has gone mad with good becoming bad, black becoming white, and day becoming night.


The chorus of the song goes "Anything goes" which is a statement indicating that societal norms have become a thing of the past, and anything is acceptable in today's society. This message is conveyed by using many examples of what was once taboo being allowed and even celebrated in contemporary society. Thus, the song highlights the idea that society has become laxer in terms of what it now deems acceptable/ tolerable.


Line by Line Meaning

Times have changed
The present is different from the past


And we've ofter rewound the clock
People often look back to the past


Since the puritans got a shock
Referring to the Puritans being shocked in the past


When they landed on Plymouth rock
Referring to the arrival of the Puritans in America


If today any shock they might try to stem
If anyone today tried to stop a shock


'Stead of landing of Plymouth rock
Instead of being a surprise for the Puritans


Plymouth rock would land on them
The shock would have an impact on those trying to prevent it


In olden days a glimpse of stocking
In the past, showing a bit of leg was considered scandalous


Was looked on as something shocking
It was considered to be outrageous behaviour


But now God knows
Nowadays nobody cares


Anything goes
Anything is acceptable


Good authors to
Talented writers who


Who once knew better words
Who used to have a more sophisticated vocabulary


Now only use four letter words
Now only use swear words


Writing prose
Producing written works


Anything goes
Anything is acceptable


If driving fast cars you like
If you enjoy driving fast cars


If low bars you like
If you enjoy going to less upmarket bars


If old hymns you like
If you like traditional religious music


If bare limbs you like
If you are attracted to nudity


If Mae West you like
If you are attracted to the actress Mae West


Or me undressed you like
If you are attracted to the writer/singer of this song undressed


Why nobody will oppose
Nobody will be against your preferences


When every night
On a regular basis


The set that's smart
The fashionable crowd


Is intruding on nudist parties
Are attending events where nudity is commonplace


In studios
At film studios


Anything goes
Anything is acceptable


When Mrs. Ned McClean God bless her
Referring to an esteemed lady called Mrs. Ned McClean


Can get Russian reds to yes her
Can charm or persuade Communist Russians


Than I suppose
Then, I assume


Anything goes
Anything is acceptable


When Rockafeller still can hoard
When the wealthy Rockafeller family continue to accumulate


Enough money to let Max Gordon
Have enough financial resources to fund Max Gordon's productions


Produce his shows
Finance his theatrical performances


The world has gone mad today
People's priorities are wrong today


And good's bad today
Ethical behaviour is rare


And black's white today
The truth is distorted


And days night today
Normality is reversed


And that gent today
And that gentleman today


You gave a cent today
You donated some money to this gentleman today


Once owned several chateaux
Used to own many large villas


When folks
When people


Who still can ride in Jitney's
Who can still ride in cheap, run-down vehicles


Find out Vanderbilts and Whitney's
Discover that the very wealthy Vanderbilts and Whitneys have


Lack baby clo'es
Don't have enough money to buy baby clothes


Anything goes
Anything is acceptable


When Sam Goldwyn
Referring to the movie producer Sam Goldwyn


Can with great conviction
Is able to confidently


Instruct Anna Sten in diction
Teach Anna Sten how to speak better


Than Anna shows
Then Anna proves herself


Anything goes
Anything is acceptable


When you hear that
If you hear about


Lady Mendl standing up
Referring to a well-respected lady standing up


Now turns a handspring landing up
Can now do acrobatics and land on her feet


On her toes
On the tips of her toes


Anything goes
Anything is acceptable


Just think of those shocks you've got
Reflecting on past surprising events


And those knocks you've got
And those times when you were discouraged


And those blues you've got
And those occasions where you felt sad


From those news you've got
From receiving unfortunate news


And those pains you've got
And those times where you experienced physical discomfort


(if any brains you've got)
(if you have any intelligence)


From those little radios
From listening to small radios


So Mrs. R.
Referring to a woman named Mrs. R.


With all her trimmin's
Wearing all her finest garments


Can broadcast a bed from Simmon's
Can advertise a bed made by Simmons


Cause Franklin knows
Because Franklin Roosevelt understands that


Anything goes
Anything is acceptable




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Written by: Cole Porter

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