Bruce
Rubicon Lyrics


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Some kids, some kids they just ain't cute with a name like Bruce,
Why don't kids have the right to choose their own name?
This shit is just not fair,

Who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame,
Yeah, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame

Some babies, some babies just ain't
cute with a name with a name like Bruce,
and everyone knows that Bruce is an old man's name,
like Bernard, Willis, Jimmy, Stan or Stu,

Who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame,
Yeah, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame

Who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame,
Yeah, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame
Yea, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame,
Yeah, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame
hang his head in shame,




hang his head in shame,
hang his head in shame.

Overall Meaning

Rubicon’s song “Bruce” is a commentary on the expectations and norms surrounding baby names. The lyric “Some kids, some kids they just ain't cute with a name like Bruce” suggests that there is a standard of what is considered a “cute” name for a baby, and Bruce does not fit into that standard. The song then poses the question “Why don't kids have the right to choose their own name?”, which highlights the idea that children are often given names that they may not like or feel comfortable with.


The repetition of the line “Who would call a kid Bruce anyway?” emphasizes the point that the name is seen as unappealing and outdated, as it is associated with older generations. This is further highlighted with the line “like Bernard, Willis, Jimmy, Stan or Stu”, which lists other names that are not commonly associated with young people. The song ultimately ends on the note that a child given the name Bruce would “have to hang his head in shame”, suggesting that societal expectations of names can lead to shame and discomfort.


Overall, “Bruce” is a reflection on the power dynamics and standards that come with naming a child, and how these can impact one’s sense of self.


Line by Line Meaning

Some kids, some kids they just ain't cute with a name like Bruce,
It's unfair that children do not have the freedom to choose their own name, especially when names like Bruce are commonly associated with older generations and lack cuteness in the eyes of some.


Why don't kids have the right to choose their own name?
Children should have the autonomy to dictate their own name, rather than being stuck with names that lack appeal and result in embarrassment.


This shit is just not fair,
The injustice of the situation causes frustration and anger, as it seems ridiculous that children are not allowed to have a say in something as important as their name.


Who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The name Bruce is synonymous with being old-fashioned and unattractive, causing confusion as to why anyone would name their child such a thing.


The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame,
The child with the name Bruce would feel embarrassed and humiliated due to the negative associations and perceptions surrounding the name.


Some babies, some babies just ain't cute with a name with a name like Bruce,
The name Bruce is not commonly associated with being cute or lovable, making it an unpopular choice for parents with young children.


and everyone knows that Bruce is an old man's name,
Bruce is a name that is typically associated with older people, making it an odd choice for younger generations and ultimately lacking the appeal and allure that other names may possess.


like Bernard, Willis, Jimmy, Stan or Stu,
Bruce shares similarities and associations with other names that are typically associated with older men, reiterating the point that it is not a name that appeals to younger generations or provides a sense of attractiveness or charm.




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Comments from YouTube:

@c.syde65

I remember this song from my childhood. Haven't heard it in over a decade. But it brings back memories and nostalgia! :D

@thameshaldane9342

I literally cannot hear the name Bruce without hearing this playing

@AegisHyperon

Thanks for being a great music teacher Bruce 👍

@Screwed0912

First time this was on the radio was in the car with the whole family and my dad called Bruce

@Gunnar-Peterson

Brings back memories.

@ioncewasdead

I think of this song whenever I watch batman.

@nzdnapalm

I always loved this song. Now to share it around.. Damn stale video but a good laugh - we all know a bruce, right?

@brucesabatoni3410

Hahaha I love this!

@chrisnichols2241

Oh God I remember this being better lol

@spanderholic

This used to be my fav song!!!!!! Where can I get it?

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