I'm The Least You Could Do
The Bloodhound Gang Lyrics
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Needed when i get stuck where the sun don't shine the fact
Is if i just shut up my rubbered stamp could flag you as dumb
It ain't your mind you're givin' me a piece of
As it don't take Einstein to know that's just obscene but
It's been Buck Rogers' time since i hit other than rock bottom
With your crotchless jihad on blue balls evidently
Are all mighty good god so angel dust my soul like James Brown
Street legal whore hauling so much stunning ass
Sell yourself short like Bridget at the Bunny Ranch
Do it all fours the satisfaction of getting fouled
I'm the least you could do
If only life were as easy as you
I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
If only life were as easy as you
I would still get screwed
I don't care if getting under someone that's
Beneath you fits the m.o. of conundrum as
You reckoned this was just a fancy word for rubbers
I aim to get a bang out of working your
Weak spot that sets the bar so low just nerve can score
With no respect since oddly danger feels like pay dirt
I'm the least you could do
If only life were as easy as you
I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
If only life were as easy as you
I'm the least you could do
If only life were as easy as you
I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
If only life were as easy as you
If only
When my fumbling breaks you should
I thank your dad for the damaged goods
When my fumbling breaks you should
I thank your dad for the damaged goods
When my fumbling breaks you should
I thank your dad for the damaged goods
When my fumbling breaks you should
I thank your dad for the damaged goods
The Bloodhound Gang's song I'm The Least You Could Do seems to talk about a person who is stuck in a difficult situation, and instead of getting help or support, they are getting mocked and insulted by another person. The "rubbered stamp" referred to in the first few lines is a metaphor for a person who is quick to judge and label others without knowing the full story. The singer feels like they are being unfairly criticized by this person despite the fact that they are the ones who are struggling. The lines "It ain't your mind you're givin' me a piece of / As it don't take Einstein to know that's just obscene" suggest that the person insulting the singer is not particularly intelligent or insightful.
The singer then goes on to express their frustration with their situation, saying that it feels like they have hit "rock bottom," which is a metaphor for a very low point in life. They also mention the concept of "blue balls," which is a term used to describe a painful condition that can occur in men when they are sexually aroused but do not ejaculate. The singer seems to be suggesting that the person insulting them is sexually frustrated and taking it out on them.
Overall, the lyrics of I'm The Least You Could Do seem to be about a person who is in a difficult situation and is being unfairly judged and criticized by someone else. The song expresses the singer's frustration with this situation and their desire for things to be easier.
Line by Line Meaning
It always sucks refolding the kind of map
It's frustrating to try to fold maps that are not easy to manipulate
Needed when i get stuck where the sun don't shine the fact
Maps are only necessary when lost or in difficult situations
Is if i just shut up my rubbered stamp could flag you as dumb
I could easily label you as stupid if I just kept my mouth shut
It ain't your mind you're givin' me a piece of
You're not impressing me with your intelligence
As it don't take Einstein to know that's just obscene but
Your behavior is clearly inappropriate and offensive
It's been Buck Rogers' time since i hit other than rock bottom
I haven't had much luck lately
Even the odds of having you against me
The probability of you being against me is high
With your crotchless jihad on blue balls evidently
Your arousal is evident, but it's not going to benefit me
Are all mighty good god so angel dust my soul like James Brown
This situation is so crazy it's like being on drugs
Street legal whore hauling so much stunning ass
You're attractive but your promiscuity is questionable
Sell yourself short like Bridget at the Bunny Ranch
You're undervaluing yourself like a prostitute
Do it all fours the satisfaction of getting fouled
You're willing to do whatever it takes to get attention, even if it's negative
I'm the least you could do
You're not doing much for me
If only life were as easy as you
If only things were as simple as you make them out to be
I would still get screwed
I would still have problems
I don't care if getting under someone that's
I don't care if it seems like I'm lowering myself
Beneath you fits the m.o. of conundrum as
It's a paradox to be doing what seems unlike me
You reckoned this was just a fancy word for rubbers
You thought I was only talking about condoms when I said 'rubbers'
I aim to get a bang out of working your
I'm going to enjoy manipulating you
Weak spot that sets the bar so low just nerve can score
Your vulnerability allows me to easily succeed
With no respect since oddly danger feels like pay dirt
I have no regard for you, but taking risks seems rewarding
When my fumbling breaks you should
When I inevitably fail
I thank your dad for the damaged goods
I blame your dad for your shortcomings
Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: JAMES M. FRANKS
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@Lpo272
Can someone explain the meaning?
I'm the least you could do?
Meaning, the girl could find a much better man than him?
And I would still get screwed? Meaning, if life were as easy as her, he would find more women he could sleep with?
And "when my fumbling breaks you should"
you should what? the sentence seems incomplete? what is implied?
I love this song but English is not my native language and I am craving to understand the song
@Rapide568
I'm not a native speaker but will try my best and offer my understanding.
The meaning of the song seems to be a guy that's probably not the most attractive but sleeps with a stupid, but hot girl and makes fun of her as he's smart, but she's hot.
"I'm the least you could do" refers to the saying "That's the least I can do" which is used by a person that did you a small favor.
Directing it to another person like "Come on, that's the least you could do" implies that you expect them to do you this favor as it's easy for them to do it.
I'm not sure about the screwing part but would agree with you. Maybe there's a double meaning to it that even if life were easy he'd still get screwed by life itself.
When you connect the sentence after, the fumbling makes sense.
So he "breaks" her with his touches and get's to sleep with her but only because she's "damaged goods" due to her unhealthy relationship to her father (daddy issues) which leads to her making bad decisions when it comes to the people she chooses to sleep with.
Him being one of those, wants to thank the father.
Hope this makes sense!
@DodderingOldMan
Jimmy Pop is the goddamn Shakespeare of dirty puns. I'm not even joking.
@RosettaVega
TRULY. Simply the fucking best.
@seanthebaptist6757
Facts
@thisisthrawnfuckyou9481
You are absolutely correct.
@majinvegeta7777
& the songs still be hitting harder than my dads belt 👌
@midgetgonewild1180
He makes it so it's stuck in your head for good 😆
@griftingnightmares
We need the Bloodhound Gang back.
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@duster71
No shit brother !!!!