Close To Konichiwa Bitches
The Cure vs. Robyn Lyrics

You wanna rumble in my jungle
You want to challenge me, but I am confident and willing to take you on.

I'll take you on
I am willing to engage in this challenge with you.

Stampede your rumpa
I will overpower you with force and intensity.

And send you home
I will defeat you and make you retreat back to your own territory.

You wanna rumble in space
You are challenging me on another level, but I am still capable of facing you.

I put my laser on stun
I have advanced technology at my disposal and can disable you with ease.

And on the North Pole I'll ice you son
I will defeat you even in the harshest environments and conditions.

You wanna thrilla in Manila
You are seeking a greater challenge, but I am still prepared to face it.

You'll be killer bee stung
I will defeat you with a sting that is sharp and painful.

Wanna taste of vanilla
You are seeking a more enticing or exotic challenge.

Better watch your tongue
Be prepared for what you are about to take on.

'Cause I'll hammer your toe
I will strike you with precision and accuracy.

Like a pediatrician
I will be precise and gentle with my attack.

Saw you in half
I will split you apart with ease.

Like I'm a magician
I have skills and abilities that seem almost inexplicable.

Tear you down
I will not just disable you, but will destroy you.

Like I'm in demolition
My power and force will be overwhelming.

Count you out
I will defeat you without hesitation or remorse.

Like a mathematician
My victory over you will be calculated and precise.

I'm so very hot that when I rob your mansion
I have an irresistible and powerful presence.

You ain't call the cops, you call the fire-station
My actions and abilities are so intense and exciting that they are almost like a natural disaster.

'Cause my flava is so sweet
I have a captivating and enchanting essence about me.

You'll be zoom, zoom, zoom
My allure and power will capture your attention and keep you hooked.

Don't even get me started
I have even more potential and abilities than what I have already shown.

On my bada-boom-boom
My power is explosive and potentially dangerous.

One left, one right that's
I am powerful and versatile, and can defeat you in various ways.

How I organize 'em
I have control over the situation and can dominate.

You know I fill my cups no
I am not shy about showcasing my power and abilities.

Need to super-size em'
I have no need to amplify my skills or abilities any further.

Right now you probably
You are likely feeling overwhelmed by my power and confident demeanor.

Thinking how she get in them jeans
You are wondering about my attractive and alluring appearance.

Well I'm gifted all natural
My abilities and talents come naturally to me.

And burstin' the seams
I am almost too powerful and overwhelming for my own good.

Konichiwa bitches
Greetings, challengers.

Don't I look tasty like
I am tantalizing and irresistibly tempting.

A French bon-bon
My appearance and allure is like that of a delicacy.

Even more sweeter than a cherry bomb
I am even more attractive and alluring than something sweet and explosive.

Coming with the postman
I am arriving to challenge you with determination and intensity.

Like I'm a mail-bomb
My power and intensity is explosive and potentially dangerous.

Comin' in your mouth
I am overpowering and dominant.

Makes you say yum-yum
My presence and abilities are tantalizing and enjoyable.

Hit the gong-gong
I have arrived and am ready to engage in battle.

Bring the sumos on
I am ready to take on even the strongest and most formidable challengers.

I'm 'a kick ass all the way to Hong Kong
I have the confidence, determination, and ability to defeat opponents anywhere.

Make their balls bounce like
My power and force is so great that it can even affect the toughest and most resilient opponents.

A game of ping-pong
My power is like a game in which I am always in control and winning.

Konichiwa bitches from
Greetings again, challengers.

Beijing to Siagon
My influence and dominance extends across all borders and territories.

Got nothing on me
My power and ability is too great for anyone to truly challenge me.

'Cause you know you're so bum
You are already defeated and have no chance against me.

Dom-didi-dom-didididi-dom-dom
My presence and influence is like a musical beat that will leave a lasting impression.

Check the scenario
Take note of what is happening and the power that I possess.

I'm 'a bust your ear drum
My powerful presence will be heard and felt even in the most subtle ways.

And leave you heads ringing
My power and ability is so great that it will leave a lasting impression and impact.

With the Ring-a-ding-dong
My power and ability is like a bell that will continue to resonate and reverberate.

Busy on the mic
I am always active and engaged, prepared to take on any challenge.

Since the day I was what? (Born)
I have always lived with a sense of purpose and drive.

Check out my style it's
My approach and demeanor is distinct and noticeable.

The rock of what? (Mo')
I am a foundation and fixture in my field, unshakeable and dominant.

Shine is on me like a dog on what? (Bone)
My power and influence is irresistible and unmatched.

Fight the power
My presence and influence is rebellious and subversive.

Put myself on the throne
I am in command and in control of my own domain and destiny.

You know when shit is getting heavy
You are aware of the increasing intensity and challenge that I bring.

Like it's weights a ton
The weight of my challenge is overwhelming and severe.

I will run you down like a marathon
I have the stamina and endurance to outlast and overcome any challenge.

Tape you up good
I will defeat you thoroughly and conclusively.

Put you in the trunk
I will leave you defeated and powerless.

See you next Tuesday
You are a weak and vulnerable opponent, and I do not fear your challenge.

You is a punk
Your challenge is weak and meaningless compared to my own power and ability.