Government Hooker
Lady Gaga Lyrics

I can be good (If you just wanna be bad)
I am willing to fulfill any role or desire, even if it's not considered morally right, as long as it satisfies you.

I can be cool (If you just wanna be mad)
I can adapt to any mood or temperament you have, whether it's angry or calm, as long as I please you.

I can be anything , I'll be your everything
I am willing to be anything or anyone that you want me to be and will do everything in my power to make you happy.

Just touch me baby (I don't wanna be sad)
Physical interaction with you is enough to bring me happiness and to avoid feeling sad.

As long as I'm your hooker (Back up and turn around)
I am willing to do whatever you desire sexually as long as it maintains our relationship as a 'hooker' and client.

As long as I'm your hooker (Put your hands on the ground)
I am willing to be submissive to your desires as long as our relationship is consistent with that of a 'hooker' and client.

As long as I'm you're hooker (Back up and turn around)
I am willing to engage in any sexual activity that you want from me and follow your instructions as long as we define our relationship as that of a 'hooker' and client.

As long as I'm your hooker (Get down)
I am willing to be submissive and to follow your sexual desires as long as our relationship is consistent with that of a 'hooker' and client.

Hooker (Yeah, you're my hooker)
Acknowledging and reinforcing the dynamic between the artist and the listener being that of a 'hooker' and client.

Hooker (Government hooker)
Further reinforcement of the dynamic between the artist and the listener being that of a 'government hooker,' implying that the listener is a powerful figure or official.

I'm gonna drink my tears tonight
My sadness or pain will manifest as tears and I will use alcohol to help alleviate it.

I'm gonna drink my tears and cry
Despite using alcohol to try to ease my sadness, I still feel the need to cry it out.

'Cause I know you love me baby
Despite the singer's position as a 'hooker' and client relationship with the listener, the singer believes that the listener loves them.

I could be girl (Unless you want to be man)
Implies that the singer is willing to be any gender or identity to fulfill the desires of the listener.

I could be sex (Unless you want to hold hands)
Implies that the singer is willing to engage in any sexual activity, no matter how extreme, to fulfill the desire of the listener. Holding hands is used as a contrast to this.

I could be mom (Unless you want to be dad, oh papito)
Implies that the artist is willing to be any familial role, including being the listener's mother or father figure, to fulfill their desires. 'Papito' is a term of endearment in Spanish.

Put your hands on me
The artist wants the listener to touch them in a sexual way.

John F. Kennedy
Referencing the former President of the United States, who allegedly had multiple affairs with women during his presidency.

I'll make you squeal baby
Implies the singer intends to give the listener pleasure to the point of making them squirm or have a physical reaction.

As long as you pay me (oh)
Emphasizes that the artist's willingness to please the listener is dependent on monetary compensation, reinforcing the 'hooker' and client relationship.

I wanna fuck the government hooker (Back up and turn around)
The artist wants to engage in sexual activity with the listener while acknowledging their position of power or status implied by the term 'government hooker.'

Stop fucking me government hooker (Put your hands on the ground)
The artist is telling the listener to stop engaging in sexual activity with them in a dominate, commanding way. Tells them to put their hands on the ground, implying that the artist is the one in control here.

Stop fucking me government hooker (Get down)
The singer is telling the listener to stop engaging in sexual activity with them in a commanding, dominate way. Tells them to get down, implying that the singer is the one in control.