The song "Your New Boyfriend" by Wilbur Soot is about a man who is stuck in a situation where he is no longer with the woman he loved and is now seeing her with her new boyfriend. He is envious of the new boyfriend and wishes he could be in his place, taking care of her and making her happy. The man works in an office from nine to five and feels stuck in his life. The chorus talks about how the new boyfriend is insignificant in comparison to him, as he has the keys to her heart and can pay the bills. The man also talks about his feelings towards the new boyfriend and how he has met him and found him attractive but insists he is not homosexual. The bridge talks about how the woman is living a dream life with her new boyfriend, reminiscing back to when they were younger. The outro discusses the man's desire to be with the woman and how he thinks of her every day, but he is unsure if he can be saved in the situation he is in. Overall, the song portrays jealousy and longing for a past love who has moved on with someone new, and the struggle to accept that and move on.