[Verse 1]
I love turtles so much, they make me wanna smile, yeah
I haven't seen a really cool turtle in a long-ass while
I like turtles, they make me happy (I do)
I love turtles, ay (A turtle)
Hey, hey, hey
I really love the fuck outta turtles
Love them so much, man I really love Squirtle
Love their shells, their tails, their spirits
Every turtle go to heaven when they perish
Guess what I want, a turtle or a parrot
I want a turtle, don't be a stupid bitch
I love turtles, so I feed them carrots
If you don't love turtles, you can kill yourself

[Chorus]
I love turtles, I love turtles
I really love the fuck outta turtles
I really love the fuck outta turtles
I love turtles, I love turtles
Love their shells, love their hands
I love turtles, that turtle's my mans
I love turtles, I love turtles
I love turtles, I love turtles

[Verse 2]
How in the world could you not like turtles?
Everything they do and the way they fertilize their little turtle eggs
Those turtle eyes, and the turtle legs
I like turtles every day
Wake up in the mornin' and I say
Dang, I really like turtles so much
You are bad if you eat turtles for lunch
You are bad if you do not like a turtle
'Cause a turtle is a turtle, and I really like those
I like turtles, they're not your foes
They're your friends, they're your bros
They your sis, they your hoes
I love turtles, yeah you already know
What it do? I don't know
I got turtles on my brain (Yeah)

[Chorus]
I love turtles, I love turtles
I really love the fuck outta turtles
I really love the fuck outta turtles
I love turtles, I love turtles
Love their shells, love their hands
I love turtles, that turtle's my mans
I love turtles, I love turtles
I love turtles, I love turtles
I love turtles, I love turtles
I really love the fuck outta turtles
I really love the fuck outta turtles
I love turtles, I love turtles
Love their shells, love their hands
I love turtles, that turtle's my mans
I love turtles, I love turtles
I love turtles, I love turtles