[Intro]
For you to even think that I would fucking succumb to that bullshit, (Can't trick Doja Cat!) grow the fuck up
(This is a certified bop)

[Verse]
I don't like London he's a bitch (Tone Baloney)
He is very tired and not creative
If I see London I'ma punch him in his lips
London is not funny and he's harassing my bitch
Yeah, fuck London you dumb heifer
London is a bastard, London is a jeffer
He's a little joker littler poker not funny
Haha I get it
You're are a dummy
Fuck London 'cause Doja Cat is better
Doja Cat be sexier
Yeah Doja Cata gets me wetter
London smells like dick cheese cheddar
Wait, take the L
Accept it, live with it
Yo, fuck London Yellow, he's a god damn racist
He is a cringe lord on a daily basis
Doja Cat's a goddess
I wanna kiss her face bitch
Yes I'm so ratchet
And I'm so marvelous
Fuck London Yellow he's a faggot for starting shit
I don't hate gays, that's a joke, you retarded bitch
Y'all think he's hysterical
That's not even satirical
When Doja Cat does the moo cow thing
That's a miracle
Wake up London you tired ass bitch
You're just mad because you're not innovative
Like my god damn queen
Doja Cat's not mean
Doja Cat's a plant
And you're a stupid seed

[Outro]
Don't listen to him Doja Cat
He's sending all his stupid fucking fans over here to send "Unblock London,"
Like don't you know that will make people fucking kill theirselves? Let's go, queen, fucking loser
Love you guys